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Old Age=Wisdom ? Ha!

#1 Post by lilclyde54 » Thu May 29, 2014 9:49 am

As for the old age part of the equation, I will enter my sixth decade of life this October (hopefully). As for the wisdom part, my next story is proof that seeing a great many sunrises does not impart wisdom. I recently sold the building that housed our family bar since my father opened it in 1946. It had a LOT of memorabelia and stuff in it. I worked for two solid weeks getting things cleaned out. I was probably within an hour or two of being finished when I decided to climb up on an eight foot ladder and attempt to detach a 3X5 flag off the wall. When I finally broke that nail loose, my balance was also thrown off and I fell those eight feet down onto a concrete floor. The impact drove my tibia down into my ankle joint and pretty much shattered the end of my tibia. That was last Friday. Saturday morning they did surgery and tried to put my bones back together with a couple of metal plates and some screws. So now, this decidely un-wise 59 year old will be sitting on the couch/bed with his foot elevated the recommended ten inches for the eight to twelve weeks that the surgeon said it would take for my leg to heal. I hope I can hit the short end of his estimate because school will be starting back up in eight weeks. At least I only had to take two sick days since we were almost at the end of our 13-14 school year when I fell.

Anyway, just having a bunch of years under your belt definitely does NOT make you wise. Remember that when making your future decisions. It looks like I will have plenty of time to contemplate my poor decision.
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#2 Post by earendel » Thu May 29, 2014 9:52 am

lilclyde54 wrote:As for the old age part of the equation, I will enter my sixth decade of life this October (hopefully). As for the wisdom part, my next story is proof that seeing a great many sunrises does not impart wisdom. I recently sold the building that housed our family bar since my father opened it in 1946. It had a LOT of memorabelia and stuff in it. I worked for two solid weeks getting things cleaned out. I was probably within an hour or two of being finished when I decided to climb up on an eight foot ladder and attempt to detach a 3X5 flag off the wall. When I finally broke that nail loose, my balance was also thrown off and I fell those eight feet down onto a concrete floor. The impact drove my tibia down into my ankle joint and pretty much shattered the end of my tibia. That was last Friday. Saturday morning they did surgery and tried to put my bones back together with a couple of metal plates and some screws. So now, this decidely un-wise 59 year old will be sitting on the couch/bed with his foot elevated the recommended ten inches for the eight to twelve weeks that the surgeon said it would take for my leg to heal. I hope I can hit the short end of his estimate because school will be starting back up in eight weeks. At least I only had to take two sick days since we were almost at the end of our 13-14 school year when I fell.

Anyway, just having a bunch of years under your belt definitely does NOT make you wise. Remember that when making your future decisions. It looks like I will have plenty of time to contemplate my poor decision.
Ouch! Here's hoping you heal fast.
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#3 Post by silverscreenselect » Thu May 29, 2014 10:19 am

lilclyde54 wrote: So now, this decidely un-wise 59 year old will be sitting on the couch/bed with his foot elevated the recommended ten inches for the eight to twelve weeks that the surgeon said it would take for my leg to heal.
Just think about all the free time you'll now have to learn new things. Like skydiving. Or mountian climbing.

Seriously, I'm sorry to hear this and we hope you get better soon.
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#4 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Thu May 29, 2014 10:37 am

Ouch, indeed! Hope you get better soon!

And, for future reference, if you're going to start BASE jumping, you need to start with a taller building!
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#5 Post by Bob Juch » Thu May 29, 2014 10:45 am

Double ouch! Your fall didn't have anything to do with intelligence, just balance.
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#6 Post by a1mamacat » Thu May 29, 2014 10:54 am

Owwwie!


Feel better soon...



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#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 29, 2014 11:33 am

lilclyde54 wrote:I will enter my sixth decade of life this October (hopefully).

I'm surprised our Bored nitpickers haven't fixed that for you yet....

Here's something to hopefully ease your pain a bit...

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#8 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Thu May 29, 2014 12:36 pm

Soon lilclyde and I will join Godzilla in this category


sex·a·ge·nar·i·an (sĕk′sə-jə-nâr′ē-ən)
n.
A person who is 60 years old or between the ages of 60 and 70.
adj.
1. Being 60 years old or between the ages of 60 and 70.

makes me feel a little friskier

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#9 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Thu May 29, 2014 12:55 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
lilclyde54 wrote:I will enter my sixth decade of life this October (hopefully).

I'm surprised our Bored nitpickers haven't fixed that for you yet....

Here's something to hopefully ease your pain a bit...

lb13
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#10 Post by jarnon » Thu May 29, 2014 12:56 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
lilclyde54 wrote:I will enter my sixth decade of life this October (hopefully).

I'm surprised our Bored nitpickers haven't fixed that for you yet....

Here's something to hopefully ease your pain a bit...

lb13
I noticed it, but didn't want to add insult to injury. And I'm in denial myself about entering my seventh decade soon.

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#11 Post by ghostjmf » Thu May 29, 2014 5:25 pm

Ouch!

Here's another hope it all heals "faster than that".

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#12 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu May 29, 2014 8:07 pm

Ouch!

What a way to get ES to draw an avatar for you!

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#13 Post by BackInTex » Thu May 29, 2014 8:19 pm

Get healed soon!
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#14 Post by TheConfessor » Thu May 29, 2014 8:25 pm

I'm sorry about your injury and hope you make a speedy recovery. I'm also sorry that you're losing the family bar. I send condolences on both situations.

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