2014 LSWE Standings - FINAL
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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
2/5/14
Through Game 23 of 50:
1. Esto - 635
2. TBone - 613
3. mrkelley - 553
4. melly - 442
5. Jessie - 427
6. Weasel - 418
7. frank - 415
8. elwood - 354
9. Vandal - 346
10. Search - 340
11. Panic - 303
12. Hottie - 285
13. smiler - 280
14. Krox - 256
15. mntetn - 251
16. Sprots - 222
17. BiT - 210
18. Saucy - 167
19. jarnon - 123
20. Bob - 113
21. BobJ - 112
22. Fanny - 108
23. plasticene - 86
24. Marley - 51
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
Through Game 23 of 50:
1. Esto - 635
2. TBone - 613
3. mrkelley - 553
4. melly - 442
5. Jessie - 427
6. Weasel - 418
7. frank - 415
8. elwood - 354
9. Vandal - 346
10. Search - 340
11. Panic - 303
12. Hottie - 285
13. smiler - 280
14. Krox - 256
15. mntetn - 251
16. Sprots - 222
17. BiT - 210
18. Saucy - 167
19. jarnon - 123
20. Bob - 113
21. BobJ - 112
22. Fanny - 108
23. plasticene - 86
24. Marley - 51
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
Here are the scores at halftime of the 2014 LSWE!
Week 5 Attendance Points:
Played all 5 games (5 points): Weasel, smiler, vandal, Krox, frank, jarnon*, Sprots, Panic, elwood, TBone, Hottie, Saucy, Search, Jessie, Bob, Esto
*ineligible for the Perfect Attendance Bonus
Played 4 games (3 points): BobJ, mntetn, BiT, mrk, melly
Played 3 games (1 point): None
2/7/14
Through Game 25 of 50:
1. Esto - 701
2. TBone - 663
3. mrkelley - 579
4. melly - 484
5. Jessie - 469
6. Weasel - 466
7. frank - 456
8. elwood - 380
9. Vandal - 379
10. Search - 372
11. Panic - 338
12. smiler - 312
13. Hottie - 310
14. Krox - 271
15. mntetn - 267
16. Sprots - 252
17. BiT - 220
18. Saucy - 175
19. jarnon - 140
20. Bob - 130
21. BobJ - 129
22. Fanny - 108
23. plasticene - 102
24. Marley - 51
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
Week 5 Attendance Points:
Played all 5 games (5 points): Weasel, smiler, vandal, Krox, frank, jarnon*, Sprots, Panic, elwood, TBone, Hottie, Saucy, Search, Jessie, Bob, Esto
*ineligible for the Perfect Attendance Bonus
Played 4 games (3 points): BobJ, mntetn, BiT, mrk, melly
Played 3 games (1 point): None
2/7/14
Through Game 25 of 50:
1. Esto - 701
2. TBone - 663
3. mrkelley - 579
4. melly - 484
5. Jessie - 469
6. Weasel - 466
7. frank - 456
8. elwood - 380
9. Vandal - 379
10. Search - 372
11. Panic - 338
12. smiler - 312
13. Hottie - 310
14. Krox - 271
15. mntetn - 267
16. Sprots - 252
17. BiT - 220
18. Saucy - 175
19. jarnon - 140
20. Bob - 130
21. BobJ - 129
22. Fanny - 108
23. plasticene - 102
24. Marley - 51
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
2/12/14
Through Game 28 of 50:
1. Esto - 761
2. TBone - 725
3. mrkelley - 649
4. melly - 540
5. Jessie - 516
6. Weasel - 513
7. frank - 509
8. Search - 421
9. Vandal - 415
10. elwood - 414
11. Panic - 368
12. smiler - 338
13. Hottie - 335
14. Krox - 306
15. Sprots - 286
16. mntetn - 274
17. BiT - 256
18. Saucy - 187
19. BobJ - 177
20. jarnon - 148
21. Bob - 147
22. plasticene - 121
23. Fanny - 108
24. Marley - 57
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
Through Game 28 of 50:
1. Esto - 761
2. TBone - 725
3. mrkelley - 649
4. melly - 540
5. Jessie - 516
6. Weasel - 513
7. frank - 509
8. Search - 421
9. Vandal - 415
10. elwood - 414
11. Panic - 368
12. smiler - 338
13. Hottie - 335
14. Krox - 306
15. Sprots - 286
16. mntetn - 274
17. BiT - 256
18. Saucy - 187
19. BobJ - 177
20. jarnon - 148
21. Bob - 147
22. plasticene - 121
23. Fanny - 108
24. Marley - 57
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
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Week 6 Attendance Points:
What a weird week... there were exactly 22 players each day, however on no day did the same 22 players play. Each day, there were 2 players who played at least one other game who did not play that day... plasticene on Monday, jarnon on Tuesday, mntetn on Wednesday, BiT on Thursday, BobJ on Friday, and plas also missed on Thursday which was the one day Fanny played....
Played all 5 games (5 points) - Marley*, Weasel, frank, vandal, smiler, Sprots, Saucy, Panic, Hottie, elwood, melly*, TBone, mrk*, Search, Krox, Jessie, Bob, Esto
* ineligible for the Perfect Attendance Bonus
Played 4 games (3 points) - jarnon, BiT, BobJ, mntetn
Played 3 games (1 point) - plas
2/14/14
Through Game 30 of 50:
1. Esto - 850
2. TBone - 806
3. mrkelley - 702
4. melly - 594
5. frank - 571
6. Jessie - 570
7. Weasel - 558
8. elwood - 483
9. Vandal - 481
10. Search - 473
11. Panic - 397
12. Hottie - 378
13. smiler - 377
14. Krox - 335
15. Sprots - 310
16. mntetn - 308
17. BiT - 275
18. Saucy - 221
19. BobJ - 185
20. Bob - 165
21. jarnon - 159
22. Fanny - 149
23. plasticene - 133
24. Marley - 67
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
What a weird week... there were exactly 22 players each day, however on no day did the same 22 players play. Each day, there were 2 players who played at least one other game who did not play that day... plasticene on Monday, jarnon on Tuesday, mntetn on Wednesday, BiT on Thursday, BobJ on Friday, and plas also missed on Thursday which was the one day Fanny played....
Played all 5 games (5 points) - Marley*, Weasel, frank, vandal, smiler, Sprots, Saucy, Panic, Hottie, elwood, melly*, TBone, mrk*, Search, Krox, Jessie, Bob, Esto
* ineligible for the Perfect Attendance Bonus
Played 4 games (3 points) - jarnon, BiT, BobJ, mntetn
Played 3 games (1 point) - plas
2/14/14
Through Game 30 of 50:
1. Esto - 850
2. TBone - 806
3. mrkelley - 702
4. melly - 594
5. frank - 571
6. Jessie - 570
7. Weasel - 558
8. elwood - 483
9. Vandal - 481
10. Search - 473
11. Panic - 397
12. Hottie - 378
13. smiler - 377
14. Krox - 335
15. Sprots - 310
16. mntetn - 308
17. BiT - 275
18. Saucy - 221
19. BobJ - 185
20. Bob - 165
21. jarnon - 159
22. Fanny - 149
23. plasticene - 133
24. Marley - 67
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
2/19/14
Through Game 33 of 50:
1. Esto - 917
2. TBone - 872
3. mrkelley - 747
4. melly - 645
5. Jessie - 635
6. frank - 609
7. Weasel - 603
8. Vandal - 519
9. elwood - 515
10. Search - 499
11. Panic - 440
12. smiler - 414
13. Hottie - 411
14. Krox - 359
15t. Sprots - 343
15t. mntetn - 343
17. BiT - 297
18. Saucy - 240
19. BobJ - 213
20. jarnon - 178
21. Fanny - 174
22. Bob - 169
23. plasticene - 152
24. Marley - 80
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
Through Game 33 of 50:
1. Esto - 917
2. TBone - 872
3. mrkelley - 747
4. melly - 645
5. Jessie - 635
6. frank - 609
7. Weasel - 603
8. Vandal - 519
9. elwood - 515
10. Search - 499
11. Panic - 440
12. smiler - 414
13. Hottie - 411
14. Krox - 359
15t. Sprots - 343
15t. mntetn - 343
17. BiT - 297
18. Saucy - 240
19. BobJ - 213
20. jarnon - 178
21. Fanny - 174
22. Bob - 169
23. plasticene - 152
24. Marley - 80
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
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Week 7 Attendance Points:
Played all 5 games (5 points) - frank, BiT*, smiler, Krox, Weasel, Marley*, mntetn*, Panic, Saucy, jarnon*, TBone, elwood, mrk*, vandal, Jessie, Search, Sprots, Hottie, melly*, Esto
* Not eligible for the Perfect Attendance Bonus
Played 4 games (3 points) - BobJ, Bob
Played 3 games (1 point) - plas
2/21/14
Through Game 35 of 50:
1. Esto - 988
2. TBone - 942
3. mrkelley - 812
4. melly - 706
5. Jessie - 680
6. frank - 668
7. Weasel - 647
8. Vandal - 556
9. elwood - 554
10. Search - 549
11. Panic - 458
12. smiler - 439
13. Hottie - 432
14. Krox - 392
15. mntetn - 373
16. Sprots - 364
17. BiT - 318
18. Saucy - 255
19. BobJ - 229
20. jarnon - 188
21. Bob - 180
22. Fanny - 174
23. plasticene - 160
24. Marley - 88
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
Played all 5 games (5 points) - frank, BiT*, smiler, Krox, Weasel, Marley*, mntetn*, Panic, Saucy, jarnon*, TBone, elwood, mrk*, vandal, Jessie, Search, Sprots, Hottie, melly*, Esto
* Not eligible for the Perfect Attendance Bonus
Played 4 games (3 points) - BobJ, Bob
Played 3 games (1 point) - plas
2/21/14
Through Game 35 of 50:
1. Esto - 988
2. TBone - 942
3. mrkelley - 812
4. melly - 706
5. Jessie - 680
6. frank - 668
7. Weasel - 647
8. Vandal - 556
9. elwood - 554
10. Search - 549
11. Panic - 458
12. smiler - 439
13. Hottie - 432
14. Krox - 392
15. mntetn - 373
16. Sprots - 364
17. BiT - 318
18. Saucy - 255
19. BobJ - 229
20. jarnon - 188
21. Bob - 180
22. Fanny - 174
23. plasticene - 160
24. Marley - 88
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
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Week 8 Attendance Points:
Played all 5 games (5 points) - BiT*, vandal, Weasel, frank, smiler, Marley*, BobJ*, Krox, mntetn*, Panic, Saucy, Sprots, jarnon*, elwood, mrk*, Search, Hottie, melly*, TBone, Bob*, Jessie
*- Not eligible for the Perfect Attendance bonus
Played 4 games (3 points) - None
Played 3 games (1 point) - Esto, plas
2/28/14
Through Game 40 of 50:
1. TBone - 1077
2. Esto - 1055
3. mrkelley - 941
4. melly - 808
5. Jessie - 762
6. frank - 754
7. Weasel - 736
8t. Vandal - 631
8t. elwood - 631
10. Search - 618
11. Panic - 527
12. smiler - 497
13. Hottie - 493
14. Krox - 460
15t. mntetn - 430
15t. Sprots - 430
17. BiT - 377
18. BobJ - 297
19. Saucy - 294
20. jarnon - 220
21. Bob - 204
22. Fanny - 198
23. plasticene - 181
24. Marley - 109
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
Played all 5 games (5 points) - BiT*, vandal, Weasel, frank, smiler, Marley*, BobJ*, Krox, mntetn*, Panic, Saucy, Sprots, jarnon*, elwood, mrk*, Search, Hottie, melly*, TBone, Bob*, Jessie
*- Not eligible for the Perfect Attendance bonus
Played 4 games (3 points) - None
Played 3 games (1 point) - Esto, plas
2/28/14
Through Game 40 of 50:
1. TBone - 1077
2. Esto - 1055
3. mrkelley - 941
4. melly - 808
5. Jessie - 762
6. frank - 754
7. Weasel - 736
8t. Vandal - 631
8t. elwood - 631
10. Search - 618
11. Panic - 527
12. smiler - 497
13. Hottie - 493
14. Krox - 460
15t. mntetn - 430
15t. Sprots - 430
17. BiT - 377
18. BobJ - 297
19. Saucy - 294
20. jarnon - 220
21. Bob - 204
22. Fanny - 198
23. plasticene - 181
24. Marley - 109
25. mikehardware - 46
26. Confessor - 6
27. NE1410S - 2
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3/5/14
Through Game 43 of 50:
1. TBone - 1146
2. Esto - 1102
3. mrkelley - 991
4. melly - 862
5. Jessie - 815
6. frank - 814
7. Weasel - 797
8. elwood - 675
9. Vandal - 673
10. Search - 662
11. smiler - 541
12. Panic - 527
13. Hottie - 526
14. Krox - 510
15. mntetn - 475
16. Sprots - 473
17. BiT - 407
18. BobJ - 347
19. Saucy - 315
20. jarnon - 237
21. Fanny - 223
22. Bob - 217
23. plasticene - 181
24. Marley - 114
25. indigo - 47
26. mikehardware - 46
27. Confessor - 6
28. NE1410S - 2
Through Game 43 of 50:
1. TBone - 1146
2. Esto - 1102
3. mrkelley - 991
4. melly - 862
5. Jessie - 815
6. frank - 814
7. Weasel - 797
8. elwood - 675
9. Vandal - 673
10. Search - 662
11. smiler - 541
12. Panic - 527
13. Hottie - 526
14. Krox - 510
15. mntetn - 475
16. Sprots - 473
17. BiT - 407
18. BobJ - 347
19. Saucy - 315
20. jarnon - 237
21. Fanny - 223
22. Bob - 217
23. plasticene - 181
24. Marley - 114
25. indigo - 47
26. mikehardware - 46
27. Confessor - 6
28. NE1410S - 2
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Week 9 Attendance Bonus:
Played all 5 games (5 points) - vandal, Krox, Weasel, frank, BiT, smiler, Sprots, mntetn, indigo, Saucy, BobJ, TBone, elwood, Hottie, Search, Bob, Jessie
bold - eligible for the Perfect Attendance Bonus
Played 4 games (3 points) - jarnon, melly
Played 3 games (1 point) - mrk, Marley, Esto
3/7/14
Through Game 45 of 50:
1. TBone - 1256
2. Esto - 1159
3. mrkelley - 1041
4. melly - 905
5. Jessie - 883
6. frank - 880
7. Weasel - 873
8. elwood - 720
9. Vandal - 715
10. Search - 711
11. Hottie - 577
12. smiler - 575
13. Krox - 546
14. Panic - 527
15. Sprots - 522
16. mntetn - 515
17. BiT - 424
18. BobJ - 388
19. Saucy - 333
20. jarnon - 250
21. Bob - 233
22. Fanny - 223
23. plasticene - 181
24. Marley - 121
25. indigo - 104
26. mikehardware - 46
27. Confessor - 6
28. NE1410S - 2
Played all 5 games (5 points) - vandal, Krox, Weasel, frank, BiT, smiler, Sprots, mntetn, indigo, Saucy, BobJ, TBone, elwood, Hottie, Search, Bob, Jessie
bold - eligible for the Perfect Attendance Bonus
Played 4 games (3 points) - jarnon, melly
Played 3 games (1 point) - mrk, Marley, Esto
3/7/14
Through Game 45 of 50:
1. TBone - 1256
2. Esto - 1159
3. mrkelley - 1041
4. melly - 905
5. Jessie - 883
6. frank - 880
7. Weasel - 873
8. elwood - 720
9. Vandal - 715
10. Search - 711
11. Hottie - 577
12. smiler - 575
13. Krox - 546
14. Panic - 527
15. Sprots - 522
16. mntetn - 515
17. BiT - 424
18. BobJ - 388
19. Saucy - 333
20. jarnon - 250
21. Bob - 233
22. Fanny - 223
23. plasticene - 181
24. Marley - 121
25. indigo - 104
26. mikehardware - 46
27. Confessor - 6
28. NE1410S - 2
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3/12/14
Through Game 48 of 50:
1. TBone - 1341
2. Esto - 1159
3. mrkelley - 1041
4. melly - 958
5. frank - 946
6. Jessie - 932
7. Weasel - 928
8. elwood - 787
9. Vandal - 779
10. Search - 763
11. smiler - 625
12. Hottie - 620
13. Krox - 595
14. Sprots - 574
15. mntetn - 557
16. Panic - 552
17. BiT - 460
18. BobJ - 450
19. Saucy - 359
20. jarnon - 278
21. Fanny - 260
22. Bob - 256
23. plasticene - 189
24. indigo - 141
25. Marley - 129
26. mikehardware - 46
27. Confessor - 6
28. NE1410S - 2
Through Game 48 of 50:
1. TBone - 1341
2. Esto - 1159
3. mrkelley - 1041
4. melly - 958
5. frank - 946
6. Jessie - 932
7. Weasel - 928
8. elwood - 787
9. Vandal - 779
10. Search - 763
11. smiler - 625
12. Hottie - 620
13. Krox - 595
14. Sprots - 574
15. mntetn - 557
16. Panic - 552
17. BiT - 460
18. BobJ - 450
19. Saucy - 359
20. jarnon - 278
21. Fanny - 260
22. Bob - 256
23. plasticene - 189
24. indigo - 141
25. Marley - 129
26. mikehardware - 46
27. Confessor - 6
28. NE1410S - 2
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Week 10 Attendance Bonus:
Played all 5 games (5 points) - vandal, Weasel, frank, BiT, BobJ, Krox, smiler, elwood, Saucy, TBone, Search, Sprots, Hottie, mntetn, Bob, Jessie
Played 4 games (3 points) - Marley, jarnon, melly
Played 3 games (1 point) - Panic
Perfect Attendance Bonus:
The following players get a huge round of applause as well as 10 bonus points for making it to all 50 LSWE games this year!
vandal, Weasel, frank, Krox, smiler, elwood, Saucy, TBone, Search, Sprots, Hottie, Jessie
The Shithouse Rats Award:
In the five year history of the SRA, the award has gone to a different player each year... first elwood in 2009, then Jessie in 2010, clem in 2011, vandal in 2012, and frank last year. While I wanted to continue the tradition of honoring a different player each year... at the same time I had to preserve the award's integrity and choose a worthy winner... er, make that winners!
For their efforts in going above and beyond the call of duty almost every day to be creative as well as make me laugh, the 2014 Shithouse Rats Award goes to both frank and Jessie, each getting their second taste of SRA glory! Congratulations to both of you! Sir, you may now kiss the winners!

And now for the final standings of the most anticlimactic race in LSWE history!
With the only two champions the LSWE has ever known both missing time this year, there was absolutely no stopping TBone from claiming his first ever top finish, and with the largest margin of victory ever! Elwood and Search each manage Top 10 finishes for (I believe) the first time in the LSWE. Marley comes as close as he's ever come to taking the bottom with only 3 others between him and the cellar.
Attendance overall was very good despite the shallowest pool of LSWE players ever, with only 28 cracking the scoreboard. But a good 23 of those players were regulars with a couple more playing intermittently... making for around 22-24 players every day! That is a successful contest in my book....
Thank to everyone who participated this year! I hope to be able to bring the LSWE back for an 8th season next winter!
3/14/14
Through Game 50 of 50:
1. TBone - 1424
2. Esto - 1209
3. mrkelley - 1096
4. frank - 1035
5t. melly - 1021
5t. Jessie - 1021
7. Weasel - 1001
8. elwood - 858
9. Vandal - 842
10. Search - 822
11. Hottie - 680
12. smiler - 665
13. Krox - 649
14. Sprots - 633
15. mntetn - 599
16. Panic - 553
17. BobJ - 501
18. BiT - 493
19. Saucy - 402
20. Fanny - 311
21. jarnon - 301
22. Bob - 279
23. plasticene - 189
24. indigo - 141
25. Marley - 136
26. mikehardware - 46
27. Confessor - 6
28. NE1410S - 2
Played all 5 games (5 points) - vandal, Weasel, frank, BiT, BobJ, Krox, smiler, elwood, Saucy, TBone, Search, Sprots, Hottie, mntetn, Bob, Jessie
Played 4 games (3 points) - Marley, jarnon, melly
Played 3 games (1 point) - Panic
Perfect Attendance Bonus:
The following players get a huge round of applause as well as 10 bonus points for making it to all 50 LSWE games this year!
vandal, Weasel, frank, Krox, smiler, elwood, Saucy, TBone, Search, Sprots, Hottie, Jessie
The Shithouse Rats Award:
In the five year history of the SRA, the award has gone to a different player each year... first elwood in 2009, then Jessie in 2010, clem in 2011, vandal in 2012, and frank last year. While I wanted to continue the tradition of honoring a different player each year... at the same time I had to preserve the award's integrity and choose a worthy winner... er, make that winners!
For their efforts in going above and beyond the call of duty almost every day to be creative as well as make me laugh, the 2014 Shithouse Rats Award goes to both frank and Jessie, each getting their second taste of SRA glory! Congratulations to both of you! Sir, you may now kiss the winners!

And now for the final standings of the most anticlimactic race in LSWE history!
With the only two champions the LSWE has ever known both missing time this year, there was absolutely no stopping TBone from claiming his first ever top finish, and with the largest margin of victory ever! Elwood and Search each manage Top 10 finishes for (I believe) the first time in the LSWE. Marley comes as close as he's ever come to taking the bottom with only 3 others between him and the cellar.
Attendance overall was very good despite the shallowest pool of LSWE players ever, with only 28 cracking the scoreboard. But a good 23 of those players were regulars with a couple more playing intermittently... making for around 22-24 players every day! That is a successful contest in my book....
Thank to everyone who participated this year! I hope to be able to bring the LSWE back for an 8th season next winter!
3/14/14
Through Game 50 of 50:
1. TBone - 1424
2. Esto - 1209
3. mrkelley - 1096
4. frank - 1035
5t. melly - 1021
5t. Jessie - 1021
7. Weasel - 1001
8. elwood - 858
9. Vandal - 842
10. Search - 822
11. Hottie - 680
12. smiler - 665
13. Krox - 649
14. Sprots - 633
15. mntetn - 599
16. Panic - 553
17. BobJ - 501
18. BiT - 493
19. Saucy - 402
20. Fanny - 311
21. jarnon - 301
22. Bob - 279
23. plasticene - 189
24. indigo - 141
25. Marley - 136
26. mikehardware - 46
27. Confessor - 6
28. NE1410S - 2
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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
WOO-HOO!littlebeast13 wrote: The Shithouse Rats Award:
In the five year history of the SRA, the award has gone to a different player each year... first elwood in 2009, then Jessie in 2010, clem in 2011, vandal in 2012, and frank last year. While I wanted to continue the tradition of honoring a different player each year... at the same time I had to preserve the award's integrity and choose a worthy winner... er, make that winners!
For their efforts in going above and beyond the call of duty almost every day to be creative as well as make me laugh, the 2014 Shithouse Rats Award goes to both frank and Jessie, each getting their second taste of SRA glory! Congratulations to both of you! Sir, you may now kiss the winners!
Somewhere up there, Phyllis is looking down on me and smiling.
I shall now do my happy dance:

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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
<sigh>littlebeast13 wrote:Marley comes as close as he's ever come to taking the bottom with only 3 others between him and the cellar.
The Bored is slowly dying and my only comfort is that it means there are fewer cellar squatters?
Thanks for hosting, beast.
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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings - FINAL
This was my first top ten finish. I think I was 11th the last three years. This year's game was definitely harder than last year's, at least for me. I had fewer points this year but finished higher in part because of the lower participation.
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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
littlebeast13 wrote:
The Shithouse Rats Award:
In the five year history of the SRA, the award has gone to a different player each year... first elwood in 2009, then Jessie in 2010, clem in 2011, vandal in 2012, and frank last year. While I wanted to continue the tradition of honoring a different player each year... at the same time I had to preserve the award's integrity and choose a worthy winner... er, make that winners!
For their efforts in going above and beyond the call of duty almost every day to be creative as well as make me laugh, the 2014 Shithouse Rats Award goes to both frank and Jessie, each getting their second taste of SRA glory! Congratulations to both of you! Sir, you may now kiss the winners!

Wow, y'all!!! Jessie is sooooooo sorry she couldn't be here with us tonight and asked if I would accept this award on her behalf. Since graciously accepting awards has become second nature to me, I am quite happy to oblige. The following are Jessie's own heartfelt words...
On behalf of Rick Springfield, Taylor Swift, (woo hoo, that's me!!!) Justin Bieber, William Shatner, Ke$ha, Governor Rick Perry, Ted Cruz, Hairy GunGuy, Pete Burns, Matchbook University, Bruce Jenner, the late Pastor Jamie Coots, the Kardashians, Charles Manson, Austin Powers, Jimmy Swaggert, Lizzie Borden, Carlos Danger, Max Headroom, Blake Farenthold, scritching squirrels, adorable pigladillos and far too many others to mention in the thirty seconds allotted by the powers that be, I humbly accept this prestigious award. It has truly been a pleasure to ride with Frank and the James Gang this season. Of course, I wouldn't be where I am today without the one and only Meister, LB! Thanks for another amazing season of LSWE...YOU ROCK!!!
Winner of Sh&%house Rats Award 2010
Co-Winner of Sh&%house Rats Award 2014

Co-Winner of Sh&%house Rats Award 2014

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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
Jessie wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
The Shithouse Rats Award:
In the five year history of the SRA, the award has gone to a different player each year... first elwood in 2009, then Jessie in 2010, clem in 2011, vandal in 2012, and frank last year. While I wanted to continue the tradition of honoring a different player each year... at the same time I had to preserve the award's integrity and choose a worthy winner... er, make that winners!
For their efforts in going above and beyond the call of duty almost every day to be creative as well as make me laugh, the 2014 Shithouse Rats Award goes to both frank and Jessie, each getting their second taste of SRA glory! Congratulations to both of you! Sir, you may now kiss the winners!
Wow, y'all!!! Jessie is sooooooo sorry she couldn't be here with us tonight and asked if I would accept this award on her behalf. Since graciously accepting awards has become second nature to me, I am quite happy to oblige. The following are Jessie's own heartfelt words...
On behalf of Rick Springfield, Taylor Swift, (woo hoo, that's me!!!) Justin Bieber, William Shatner, Ke$ha, Governor Rick Perry, Ted Cruz, Hairy GunGuy, Pete Burns, Matchbook University, Bruce Jenner, the late Pastor Jamie Coots, the Kardashians, Charles Manson, Austin Powers, Jimmy Swaggert, Lizzie Borden, Carlos Danger, Max Headroom, Blake Farenthold, scritching squirrels, adorable pigladillos and far too many others to mention in the thirty seconds allotted by the powers that be, I humbly accept this prestigious award. It has truly been a pleasure to ride with Frank and the James Gang this season. Of course, I wouldn't be where I am today without the one and only Meister, LB! Thanks for another amazing season of LSWE...YOU ROCK!!!
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I'mma let you finish... but you didn't deserve this award! Now I'll just take that award from you and give it to the real winner at a barbecue I'm attending tonight!
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Re: 2014 LSWE Standings
littlebeast13 wrote:
With the only two champions the LSWE has ever known both missing time this year, there was absolutely no stopping TBone from claiming his first ever top finish, and with the largest margin of victory ever!
Hooray! At long last!!!
But yes, it was not lost on me that, had Esto not missed a few games and/or Fanny sat out for many of them, Id have taken up residence in my customary bridesmaid's position.
Still, a woo-hoo is a woo-hoo....
"#$%&@*&"-Donald F. Duck