Watching the Houston Vandy game -Birmingham

[Beebs52]

And it brought back meeemories. Met Sliver for the first time. We exclaimed we were glad we dint turn out to be ax murderers since we shared a room. Tho she did have a potato peeler in her suitcase... This was my first BAM audition, where they videoed, interviewed in groups of five. You had to DO something entertaining and I was sicker than a dog and felt, oh shit. So I did armfarts. Could that explain my nonsuccess? Hmmm

[silvercamaro]

And it brought back meeemories. Met Sliver for the first time. We exclaimed we were glad we dint turn out to be ax murderers since we shared a room. Tho she did have a potato peeler in her suitcase... This was my first BAM audition, where they videoed, interviewed in groups of five. You had to DO something entertaining and I was sicker than a dog and felt, oh shit. So I did armfarts. Could that explain my nonsuccess? Hmmm

Perhaps your rendition of "Amazing Grace" wasn't the best possible musical choice for armfarts.

I remain mystified myownself by the potato peeler, which was in my purse, not my suitcase. (Nice work, TSA!) Still, it would have been an excellent defensive weapon if I'd met a terrorist or mugger who was a couch potato.

[TheConfessor]

And it brought back meeemories. Met Sliver for the first time. We exclaimed we were glad we dint turn out to be ax murderers since we shared a room. Tho she did have a potato peeler in her suitcase... This was my first BAM audition, where they videoed, interviewed in groups of five. You had to DO something entertaining and I was sicker than a dog and felt, oh shit. So I did armfarts. Could that explain my nonsuccess? Hmmm

Perhaps your rendition of "Amazing Grace" wasn't the best possible musical choice for armfarts.

I remain mystified myownself by the potato peeler, which was in my purse, not my suitcase. (Nice work, TSA!) Still, it would have been an excellent defensive weapon if I'd met a terrorist or mugger who was a couch potato.

If this was the first round of auditions in late 2000, TSA did not exist at the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transporta ... nistration

[silvercamaro]

And it brought back meeemories. Met Sliver for the first time. We exclaimed we were glad we dint turn out to be ax murderers since we shared a room. Tho she did have a potato peeler in her suitcase... This was my first BAM audition, where they videoed, interviewed in groups of five. You had to DO something entertaining and I was sicker than a dog and felt, oh shit. So I did armfarts. Could that explain my nonsuccess? Hmmm

Perhaps your rendition of "Amazing Grace" wasn't the best possible musical choice for armfarts.

I remain mystified myownself by the potato peeler, which was in my purse, not my suitcase. (Nice work, TSA!) Still, it would have been an excellent defensive weapon if I'd met a terrorist or mugger who was a couch potato.

If this was the first round of auditions in late 2000, TSA did not exist at the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transporta ... nistration

You are correct, sir, and I apologize for defaming a then-non-existent entity. In the interests of full disclosure, Beebs also did not -- to the best of my knowledge -- play Amazing Grace with her armpits. I bet she could do it if she wanted to, though.

[littlebeast13]

Perhaps your rendition of "Amazing Grace" wasn't the best possible musical choice for armfarts.

I remain mystified myownself by the potato peeler, which was in my purse, not my suitcase. (Nice work, TSA!) Still, it would have been an excellent defensive weapon if I'd met a terrorist or mugger who was a couch potato.

If this was the first round of auditions in late 2000, TSA did not exist at the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transporta ... nistration

You are correct, sir, and I apologize for defaming a then-non-existent entity. In the interests of full disclosure, Beebs also did not -- to the best of my knowledge -- play Amazing Grace with her armpits. I bet she could do it if she wanted to, though.

Armpit farting should have been an awesome hook! Much better than the successful one I used.... sleeping through the interview....

lb13