Joke from the local Hutterite colony:

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tlynn78 · #1 Post by **tlynn78** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:39 pm

How much liquid can Monica Lewinsky hold in her mouth?

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one US Liter (say it out loud)

I was told another one, but it was racist and sexist and doesn't warrant repeating. I will say, I thought these were (somewhat) religous peeps. I was shocked.

t.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #2 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:42 pm

I am embarrassed to say that I didn't get it. I had to call Jeff over to explain it to me.

tlynn78 · #3 Post by **tlynn78** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:50 pm

I had to call Jeff over to explain it to me.

t.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #4 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:56 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
I had to call Jeff over to explain it to me.

t.

I over-enunciated the "t."

tlynn78 · #5 Post by **tlynn78** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:08 pm

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I had to call Jeff over to explain it to me.

t.

Did he insist on visual aids?

t.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #6 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:14 am

tlynn78 wrote:
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I had to call Jeff over to explain it to me.

t.

Did he insist on visual aids?

t.

Don't ask, don't tell.

mrkelley23 · #7 Post by **mrkelley23** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:24 am

As we say in the education biz:

Tell me, and I will forget.

Show me, and I will remember.

Involve me, and I will learn.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #8 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:27 am

mrkelley23 wrote:As we say in the education biz:

Tell me, and I will forget.

Show me, and I will remember.

Involve me, and I will learn.

So if you were involved personally, you would know how much liquid Monica Lewinsky can hold in her mouth?

mrkelley23 · #9 Post by **mrkelley23** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:33 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
mrkelley23 wrote:As we say in the education biz:

Tell me, and I will forget.

Show me, and I will remember.

Involve me, and I will learn.

So if you were involved personally, you would know how much liquid Monica Lewinsky can hold in her mouth?

Having relived that era recently by seeing the movie "Definitely, Maybe" I can confidently say I couldn't have reached the limits of that capacity, even with medical assistance.

You may now say Ewww.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #10 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:38 am

mrkelley23 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
mrkelley23 wrote:As we say in the education biz:

Tell me, and I will forget.

Show me, and I will remember.

Involve me, and I will learn.

So if you were involved personally, you would know how much liquid Monica Lewinsky can hold in her mouth?
Having relived that era recently by seeing the movie "Definitely, Maybe" I can confidently say I couldn't have reached the limits of that capacity, even with medical assistance.

You may now say Ewww.

I feel like I should slowly back away from this thread and never look back.

peacock2121 · #11 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:05 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I am embarrassed to say that I didn't get it. I had to call Jeff over to explain it to me.

That made me laugh harder than the joke itself.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #12 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:40 am

peacock2121 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I am embarrassed to say that I didn't get it. I had to call Jeff over to explain it to me.
That made me laugh harder than the joke itself.

Thanks! When I say "liter" it doesn't sound like "leader."

peacock2121 · #13 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:42 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I am embarrassed to say that I didn't get it. I had to call Jeff over to explain it to me.
That made me laugh harder than the joke itself.

Thanks! When I say "liter" it doesn't sound like "leader."

Uh oh. You didn't back away and not look back, either.

How do you say it?