Transcript 11/05/2013 Brad Garrett (Celebrity Week)

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Celebrity week

Brad Garrett
Below his name was "-Underachiever-"

Comedian playing for Maximum Hope Foundation, a charity he started
Starred in Everybody Loves Raymond



Topic Tree: (Randomized shown only)
Flaxability
AutoFinder
We Need an Answer
Slow to Change
Famous Props
I Want to Pet You
Off the Coast
Everybody Loves This Guy
Special Spaces
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Question 1 - ?
With so many attacks in recent years, National Geographic says you should play dead if you find yourself face-to-face with a what?
A. Bill collector B. Aggressive bear
C. De-friended ex D. TMZ reporter

Answer and value

B. Aggressive bear
Value: $5000
Bank: $5000

Question 2 - Special Spaces
Though it has five rings around it instead of seven, the Indira Gandhi Planetarium in Lucknow, India is designed to resemble what planet?
A. Venus B. Mars
C. Saturn D. Uranus

Spoiler

Cedric pronounced Uranus the way Regis did, Brad asked what Cedric just called him, and Cedric said it's just a planet and one of the choices, nothing personal

Answer and value

C. Saturn
Value: $10K
Bank: $15K

Commercial break

Below Brad's name was "-Mohel-"

Question 3 - Everybody Loves This Guy
If Ray Romano chose to go by his middle name instead of his first, what would have been the name of his sitcom?
A. Everybody Loves Estaban B. Everybody Loves Skippy
C. Everybody Loves Albert D. Everybody Loves Barry

Answer and value

C. Everybody Loves Albert
Value: $2000
Bank: $17K

Question 4 - Off the Coast
What animal has a name that combines the postal abbreviations of two US states whose coasts it often migrates by?
A. Tuna B. Mako
C. Orca D. Seal

Spoiler

Brad went over the choices with some joking and getting serious about no postal abbreviation for KO
Finally reaches ORCA and the light goes on. CA is California, OR Oklahoma but that's not...
Orca final answer

Answer and value

C. Orca: Oregon and California. OREGON
Value: $1000
Bank: $18K

Commercial break

QoD
While he's played a variety of roles on screen, at 6'8" Brad Garrett's height makes him ineligible to be hired as a what?
A. Rodeo clown B. NASA astronaut
C. Olympic bobsledder D. Applebee's waiter

QoD answer

B. NASA astronaut

return from break
Below Brad's name was "-Proud Oregonian-"

Question 5 - I Want to Pet You
To describe something as pleasant to the touch, people often liken it to being "as soft as a" what?
A. Baby's bottom B. Calloused foot
C. Beer belly D. 90-year old man

Answer and value

A. Baby's bottom
Value: $15K
Bank: $33K

Brad will return with all lifelines remaining

[MarleysGh0st]

Brad, you were very funny when you were on "Raymond". I've never seen you do a stand-up routine, but I'm sure you're funny there, too.

But please give your comedy shtick a rest while you're playing WWTBAM.

[Bob Juch]

Brad, you were very funny when you were on "Raymond". I've never seen you do a stand-up routine, but I'm sure you're funny there, too.

But please give your comedy shtick a rest while you're playing WWTBAM.

He's on WWTBAM because of his shtick. At least we know he's smarter than a 5th grader.

[zachhoran1]

Brad's game show history is extended to 29.5 years, as he appeared as a celeb on Celebrity Hot POtato in SPring of 1984, shortly after he won the $100K for Best comedian on the first season of Star Search.

[Kazoo65]

I think I figured out why there are only 4 celebs this week-the tapings must have taken longer than with regular folks because the celebs kept trying to be funny. Some of Brad's jokes weren't that funny.

[SportsFan68]

Question 1 - ?
With so many attacks in recent years, National Geographic says you should play dead if you find yourself face-to-face with a what?
A. Bill collector B. Aggressive bear
C. De-friended ex D. TMZ reporter

Answer and value

B. Aggressive bear
Value: $5000
Bank: $5000

I watched a long-ago outdoor program where a ranger plopped down and played dead when a grizzly was approaching her near a river in Alaska, and the bear plopped down next to her and went to sleep! It would have been adorable if it wasn't so dangerous. She slipped away while the bear was napping.

So far, so good.

[thejeopardyfan]

JTQ question 3.