This weekend saw my daughter's dance studio compete in a gigantic, 4 day event, with approximately 700 dances. (Thankfully, I only had to watch a handful, as I was on duty with the other kids.) There were dance studios from Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, and South Dakota at the competition.
Her small group was the highest rated Musical Theatre Under-12 small group, and took 6th place overall in the Under 8 category. They had fixed nearly all of their problems from the last performance, except that their kick line near the end had a rough start and a few moments of non-synched kicking.
The Production Category ended the performances on Saturday night, and it was a humdinger. There were 13 productions. The main competition to our "Under the Big Top" number were: a Legally Blonde number; The Muppets Show (which was really well-conceived and fun, albeit too busy at points); and, I kid you not, . . . . The Time Warp.
"Time Warp" came from a studio for which I can not imagine my daughter dancing. Based on some earlier routines by this studio and some others, some mothers started to talk about the girls being in "FSA" -- Future Strippers of America. Well, as I work on the stage crew for our production number, I happened to see the dancers ahead of time in their costumes for "Time Warp". I immediately dubbed the dance: "Hookers-in-Training". Imagine, if you will, fishnet stockings, garters, bustier-type tops, bright red lips, and makeup troweled on by the inch. No real difference in the costumes for the 18-19 year-old dancers and the 6-7-8 year-old dancers.
In the end, we took third (plus a special Judge's award for "Inventive Choreography" in bringing Cirque du Soleil to Nebraska), with Muppets being second, and "Time Warp" taking first. (The announcer said that the scores were unbelievably close, but I wonder whether that was just something to make the 2nd and 3rd place feel better)
My wife did say that the "Time Warp" performance was really good and technically proficient (I did not see most of it as I was moving our production items to be stored on a truck). However, the younger kids apparently did very little dancing in it. The dance predominantly focused on the dancing of their HS Junior and Senior dancers, as well as the college dance majors from UNL that are affliated with the studio.
Some other highlights and lowlights from the weekend:
- Four boys dancing to "Men in Tights". Un-freaking-believably hilarious!
- With boy dancers being so rare, two of them cleaned up in their age divisions (10-12 and 13-14), with solos, duets, and group wins. Both were very flamboyant on and off stage.
- On the "Are they going to get struck by lightning?" front, there was a large group dance to "Hallelujah" (some female's version) that featured a large wooden cross. At a point in the dance, the cross was put flat onto the stage. Then, a girl laid herself on the cross, and the rest of the group lifted her up, into the air, while she was on the cross. After she came down, the cross again was laid flat. Throughout the remainder of the dance, dancers would dance on the cross as they did the routine. It won 1st place for its age division.
- Ellisa (the girl who ran my daughter's b-day party) landed awkwardly during her first jump of her solo on Friday night and injured her foot. However, she continued dancing her solo, re-choreographing the entire routine, on the fly, so that there would be less stress on her foot (changing landing feet et al). She still finished in the Top Ten for her age division (15-16).
- If there ever was doubt, I can tell you that suburban white kids really need to stop trying to hip-hop dance. There were maybe a handful on actual hip-hop routines, with the rest being jazz routines masquerading as hip-hop. (Of course, many of the jazz/hip-hop routines scored well or even outcored the real hip-hop routines)
- I love watching a lyrical dance. I hate watching 10 lyrical dances back-to-back. Much worse than waterboarding, in my estimation. We get it. It is all very emotional. Now, move on!
- We purchased a DVD of my daughter's dances. We watched it this evening. My son has decided that he might end his "retirement" and join the competition team. (Of course, he also saw the girls in the Hooker outfits, so maybe that is a selling point, I don't know.