March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

[TheConfessor]

Spoiler

1. “Leading with My Chin” JAY LENO
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” BILLY GRAHAM
3. “Enter Whining” FRAN DRESCHER
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” STEVE FOSSETT
5. “The English Roses” MADONNA
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) BURT WARD
7. “Fatherhood” BILL COSBY
8. “Couplehood” PAUL REISER
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) DON AND PHIL EVERLY
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” AL FRANKEN
11. “TekWar” WILLIAM SHATNER
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” LARRY THE CABLE GUY
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” GEORGE CARLIN
14. “Catch This!” JIM BOUTON
15. “I Already Know I Love You” WILT CHAMBERLAIN

BONUS
“The Gun Seller” OLIVER NORTH

[littlebeast13]

Spoiler

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin” - Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining”
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” - Steve Fossett
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) - Omarosa
7. “Fatherhood”
8. “Couplehood”
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” - Al Franken
11. “TekWar”
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” - George Carlin
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
“The Gun Seller” - Oliver North

[DadofTwins]

Spoiler

1. “Leading with My Chin” -- Jay Leno

7. “Fatherhood” -- Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” -- Paul Reiser

10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” -- Al Franken
11. “TekWar” -- William Shatner

[NellyLunatic1980]

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author.

1. “Leading with My Chin” - Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” - Fannie Flagg
3. “Enter Whining” - Fran Drescher
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” - Jamie Lee Curtis
5. “The English Roses” - Madonna
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) - Irving Lewis “Scooter” Libby
7. “Fatherhood” - Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” - Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) - Ronde and Tiki Barber
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” - Al Franken
11. “TekWar” - William Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” - Drew Carey
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” - George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” - Terrell Owens
15. “I Already Know I Love You” - Billy Crystal

BONUS
“The Gun Seller” - Hugh Laurie (Oliver North was a very popular joke answer. I was kinda hoping that somebody would go for the obvious Robert Blake or Pacman Jones jokes. )

Greyhound and tlynn posted the best scores of the day (17). Greyhound widens his lead over tansta (to 17, oddly enough).

March 3 Scores / Scores after Day 4
Greyhound - 17 / 67
tansta - 10 / 50 (includes 2 humor points)
aj - 7 / 47
tlynn - 17 / 46
pea - 11 / 44 (includes 1 humor point for Mr. Heston)
Confessor - 9 / 43.5 (includes 1 humor point)
fanny - 12 / 41
Annie - 8 / 38.5
lb13 - 4 / 38.5 (includes 1 humor point)
T_Bone - 7 / 35
mega - 3 / 34
nitrah - 7 / 33
ne - 7 / 32.5
Marley - 5 / 32
plasticene - 7 / 30.5
Catfish - 2 / 30
minty - X / 29
mrkelley - 8 / 29
gsabc - 6 / 27.5
mikehardware - 6 / 27.5
krox - X / 27
Dad - 5 / 25
winter - 5 / 25
TMITSSS - 2 / 22
jarnon - X / 21
Bob#s - X / 18.5
Rexer - X / 18
trevor - X / 18
hermillion - X / 12
Sprots - X / 12
ladysoleil - 7 / 9
starfish - 3 / 9
jsuchard - 5 / 5
LFHP - 5 / 5 (Welcome back, LookingForHumorPoints!)
etaoin - X / 3

[peacock2121]

LOL - I thought Mr Heston might have really written it - The Eng boys was the joke answer.