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#1 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:28 am

Johnny Knoxville was badly hurt in a motorcycle stunt meant as a tribute to Evel Knievel.

This link is gross.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-16-dont-try-this-at-home

As a result of the accident he has to "empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals."

Jeff says that this is one of those injuries that will probably plague Knoxville for the rest of his life.

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#2 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:29 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Johnny Knoxville was badly hurt in a motorcycle stunt meant as a tribute to Evel Knievel.

This link is gross.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-16-dont-try-this-at-home

As a result of the accident he has to "empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals."

Jeff says that this is one of those injuries that will probably plague Knoxville for the rest of his life.
He should get an Honorary Darwin Award as he's probably eliminated the risk he will reproduce.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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#3 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:36 am

Bob Juch wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Johnny Knoxville was badly hurt in a motorcycle stunt meant as a tribute to Evel Knievel.

This link is gross.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-16-dont-try-this-at-home

As a result of the accident he has to "empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals."

Jeff says that this is one of those injuries that will probably plague Knoxville for the rest of his life.
He should get an Honorary Darwin Award as he's probably eliminated the risk he will reproduce.
Too late, he already has a daughter.

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#4 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:42 am

Given his accident, Johnny Knoxville should change his TV show title from "Jackass" to "D**k".

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#5 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:43 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Johnny Knoxville was badly hurt in a motorcycle stunt meant as a tribute to Evel Knievel.

This link is gross.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-16-dont-try-this-at-home

As a result of the accident he has to "empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals."

Jeff says that this is one of those injuries that will probably plague Knoxville for the rest of his life.
He should get an Honorary Darwin Award as he's probably eliminated the risk he will reproduce.
Too late, he already has a daughter.
Oh well, at least a girl won't have the same problem. :P

His last words before dying probably will be, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#6 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:49 am

"I'm pretty sure I can do this. I saw it in a Warner Brothers cartoon once."

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#7 Post by jaybee » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:16 pm

<sarcafont>

This makes me so proud that:

1. I live in the South

2. I live in Tennessee

3. I live in Knoxville

</sarcafont>

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