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a1mamacat · #1 Post by **a1mamacat** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:53 pm

Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his
wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.
She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.'

The next morning Mark got up really early before work.
When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the
window. And sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box
sitting in the middle of the driveway.

Confused the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway
and took the box into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.

peacock2121 · #2 Post by **peacock2121** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:18 pm

It takes a long while to recover from removing a scale from one's colon. I am sure he will be fine in a few months.

tlynn78 · #3 Post by **tlynn78** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:59 pm