My number two son is enroute home from his trip to Argentina. He tells me he has lots of stories. The first one I get is:
Son: So, we're standing by the road waiting for Hector...
Me: Who's Hector?
Son: tow-truck driver, don't ask. Anyway, I see something run across the road. It's as big as my feet. I asked Emalia What was THAT?! She says it's a tarantula. No kidding mom, a tarantula as big as my feet.
Me: Andrew...
Son: I kid you not, mom, he was smoking a cigarette.
My son kills me. He's a hoot.
t.
Funny son story
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tlynn78
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Funny son story
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Tocqueville3
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Re: Funny son story
Oh my goodness...this is Samantha in 15 years.tlynn78 wrote:My number two son is enroute home from his trip to Argentina. He tells me he has lots of stories. The first one I get is:
Son: So, we're standing by the road waiting for Hector...
Me: Who's Hector?
Son: tow-truck driver, don't ask. Anyway, I see something run across the road. It's as big as my feet. I asked Emalia What was THAT?! She says it's a tarantula. No kidding mom, a tarantula as big as my feet.
Me: Andrew...
Son: I kid you not, mom, he was smoking a cigarette.
My son kills me. He's a hoot.
t.
The child is only four but that sounds like a story she'd tell. Well, sorta like one she'd tell.
A few days ago she said she wanted to go see her cousins in North Carolina. I told her it was too far. She told me to drive her to the zoo so she could get a giraffe to ride to North Carolina. She said it with a totally straight face, too.
Did he take a pic of the tarantula?
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tlynn78
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Fasten your seatbelts... lolA few days ago she said she wanted to go see her cousins in North Carolina. I told her it was too far. She told me to drive her to the zoo so she could get a giraffe to ride to North Carolina. She said it with a totally straight face, too.
I have the sense my camera didn't survive the 'tow truck' portion of hte story, but I think he's breaking things to me slowly... He's still in Denver and will make the rest of the trip home this weekend.Did he take a pic of the tarantula?
t.
When reality requires approval, control replaces truth.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
