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#1 Post by AnnieCamaro » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:37 pm

I had to babysit this afternoon.

Obedience school graduate, my Annie fanny. She must have copied off somebody else's paper.

I shall not go into sordid details for the sake of family honor.
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#2 Post by a1mamacat » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:31 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:I had to babysit this afternoon.

Obedience school graduate, my Annie fanny. She must have copied off somebody else's paper.

I shall not go into sordid details for the sake of family honor.

ummm, simply viewing the nickname you assigned her speaks volumes.


Please share your frustration, Dearest Annie. We are a good community for making things feel better.
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#3 Post by Ritterskoop » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:48 am

Something got chewed.
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#4 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:21 am

Made me laugh.

Not at you, Annie.

At me and my sisters.
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#5 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:04 am

Made me laugh.

Not at you, Annie.

At me and my sisters.

....You had a sister named Lizbutt?
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#6 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:23 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Made me laugh.

Not at you, Annie.

At me and my sisters.

....You had a sister named Lizbutt?
No

My sisters do.
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#7 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:34 am

Made me laugh.

Not at you, Annie.

At me and my sisters.




....You had a sister named Lizbutt?



No

My sisters do.


Oh, I thought your butt was called "bite me"?
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#8 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:38 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Made me laugh.

Not at you, Annie.

At me and my sisters.




....You had a sister named Lizbutt?



No

My sisters do.


Oh, I thought your butt was called "bite me"?
Silly boy.

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#9 Post by silvercamaro » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:06 am

peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Made me laugh.

Not at you, Annie.

At me and my sisters.




....You had a sister named Lizbutt?



No

My sisters do.

Oh, I thought your butt was called "bite me"?
Silly boy.

Every smart girl knows you don't wear your name on your self. You don't want the bad men to know what your name is.
This all made me laugh. The last line also reminded me of T.S. Eliot's "secret names for cats."

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#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:13 am

Every smart girl knows you don't wear your name on your self. You don't want the bad men to know what your name is.


"Deep and inscrutable singular Name."
No wonder men don't understand women.....

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