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Transcript 11/12/09 - Matt Swanson

#1 Post by BBTranscriptTeam » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:24 pm

Matt Swanson
Omaha, NE
Jigsaw puzzle maker


Meredith: How is business going now?

Matt: Ah, it's falling to pieces!


The question topics are never shown.

$500
A prizefighter is what type of athlete?

A: Jockey B: Golfer
C: Boxer D: Ultimate game show contestant
Answer
C: Boxer ( 8 )
$1,000
In text-messaging, "AFAIK" is shorthand for "as far as I" what?

A: Knock B: Kick
C: Keep D: Know
Answer
D: Know ( 10 )
$2,000
Said to be small enough to penetrate pores, microbeads are commonly found in what type of beauty product?

A: Facial cleanser B: Eyeliner
C: Mouthwash D: Nail polish
Answer
A: Facial cleanser ( 10 )
$3,000
Widely considered to be a very easy class, what college-level course is often jokingly referred to as "Clapping for Credit"?

A: Wine tasting B: Music Appreciation
C: Calligraphy D: Geology
Answer
B: Music Appreciation ( 9 )
$5,000
What bone found in the leg is the longest in the human body?

A: Femur B: Tibia
C: Patella D: Fibula

With 4 seconds left, Matt decides to Ask The Audience.

ATA: A: 86% B: 8% C: 2% D: 4%
Answer
A: Femur ( 3 )
Matt will return on tomorrow's show, but after this break, Robin Schwartz will be back to play in the Tournament of Ten.

-- Commercial Break --
Sneak Peak at One of Tomorrow's Questions
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Who is P.B.S. Pinchback?

A: Character from Oliver Twist B: Inventor of the combination lock
C: NASCAR crew chief D: First African-American state governor

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Re: Transcript 11/12/09 - Matt Swanson

#2 Post by Snaxx » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:08 pm

Ah, at least time for an occupation and a witty line here.

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#3 Post by rgcviper » Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:17 am

"$3,000
Widely considered to be a very easy class, what college-level course is often jokingly referred to as "Clapping for Credit"?

A: Wine tasting B: Music Appreciation
C: Calligraphy D: Geology"


Sign me up for a Wine Tasting college class!! Where do I enroll??

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#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:25 am

rgcviper wrote:"$3,000
Widely considered to be a very easy class, what college-level course is often jokingly referred to as "Clapping for Credit"?

A: Wine tasting B: Music Appreciation
C: Calligraphy D: Geology"


Sign me up for a Wine Tasting college class!! Where do I enroll??
I guess that would be Drinking for Drunkeness.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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Re: Transcript 11/12/09 - Matt Swanson

#5 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:25 pm

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Matt Swanson
Omaha, NE
Jigsaw puzzle maker


Meredith: How is business going now?

Matt: Ah, it's falling to pieces!
How dare he steal Frogman's shtick! Feelthy theef!

So far, so good.

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Re: Transcript 11/12/09 - Matt Swanson

#6 Post by Phil Ken Sebbin » Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:13 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Matt Swanson
Omaha, NE
Jigsaw puzzle maker


Meredith: How is business going now?

Matt: Ah, it's falling to pieces!
How dare he steal Frogman's shtick! Feelthy theef!

So far, so good.
Well Meredith's reply should have been, " I should have known better than to ask a cut up."
"Once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt."

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Re: Transcript 11/12/09 - Matt Swanson

#7 Post by earendel » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:25 am

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Matt Swanson
Omaha, NE
Jigsaw puzzle maker


Meredith: How is business going now?

Matt: Ah, it's falling to pieces!
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$5,000
What bone found in the leg is the longest in the human body?

A: Femur B: Tibia
C: Patella D: Fibula

With 4 seconds left, Matt decides to Ask The Audience.

ATA: A: 86% B: 8% C: 2% D: 4%
Answer
A: Femur ( 3 )
He's off to a good start.
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."

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