A Bored Festivus - The Airing of Grievances

[traininvain]

We will deal with the Feats of Strength and the Festivus Miracles later.

Or not.

But first is the Airing of Grievances, in which we list the ways in which people have disappointed us.



Traininvain is not vain.

No I'm not vain, and I'm also not a train, and I do not like green eggs and ham.

I did just notice that you can't spell Festivus without T-I-V.

[wbtravis007]

Pea didn't really try to get me drunk in a bar by the airport and seduce me. She didn't seem to mind at all that we were drinking water.

And if I ever said here that I caught her looking in the direction of my wookus, I shouldn't have.

I don't think wb really has a wookus.

Hey! You gotta remember that it was really, really cold in that bar that day.

(Not to mention the tie-down thing that I did, just in case.)

[nitrah55]

That's not Pea's thigh.

[wbtravis007]

That's not Pea's thigh.

ICM! I mean it. Took me a second or two to get this, though.

Too funny.

[peacock2121]

Of course it is.

[wbtravis007]

Of course it is.

Pea, I could be wrong about this (to borrow from nitrah), but I think that maybe you aren't getting nitrah's comment.

If I'm getting it right -- (and, again, I know that I might not be) -- I think that nitrah's comment follows up on seersucker man's and lb's, much earlier in the thread.

What about it, nitrah?

[nitrah55]

Of course it is.

Pea, I could be wrong about this (to borrow from nitrah), but I think that maybe you aren't getting nitrah's comment.

If I'm getting it right -- (and, again, I know that I might not be) -- I think that nitrah's comment follows up on seersucker man's and lb's, much earlier in the thread.

What about it, nitrah?

There was an earlier post where Pea said the thigh in her avitar isn't her thigh.

Either she's lying then, or lying now.

Or, to be charitable, she could just be delusional.

[wbtravis007]

Of course it is.

Pea, I could be wrong about this (to borrow from nitrah), but I think that maybe you aren't getting nitrah's comment.

If I'm getting it right -- (and, again, I know that I might not be) -- I think that nitrah's comment follows up on seersucker man's and lb's, much earlier in the thread.

What about it, nitrah?

There was an earlier post where Pea said the thigh in her avitar isn't her thigh.

Either she's lying then, or lying now.

Or, to be charitable, she could just be delusional.

Okay, then. I was wrong. Sorry. Never mind.

(It works the way that I interpreted it, too, though. Just more convouluted, I guess.)

[peacock2121]

LOL -

Nitrah is a sweetie.

I am delusional - I wish it were my backside.

[wbtravis007]

LOL -

Nitrah is a sweetie.

I am delusional - I wish it were my backside.

I think yours would look better, any day. This one looks weird, to me.

[geoffil]

Alphadummy is very, very intelligent and not a dummy.

[VAdame]

Cindy Wellman isn't a man. But I don't know if she has a well or city water.

[SportsFan68]

I invited you, Annie and Rusty to the Grapehounds weekend. You declined to drive out.

Grievance backatcha!

Mr. Marley, you invited us very nicely, too, but still my mom wouldn't drive me. That's one of my grievances.

P.S. I don't know so much about Festivus. Am I supposed to get presents?

Yes.