Today's Dilbert

[MarleysGh0st]

is a comic that a gh0st can truly appreciate!

http://www.dilbert.com/

[gsabc]

I'm surprised you didn't mention this one from earlier in the week, and the next day's strip as well.

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/a ... 71217.html

[Dead Horse]

I'm surprised you didn't mention this one from earlier in the week, and the next day's strip as well.

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/a ... 71217.html

I saw it, and thought about letting the bored know about my new gig, but I'm being paid under the table, and wanted to keep it on the QT.

But since everyone knows about it now...

[MarleysGh0st]

I'm surprised you didn't mention this one from earlier in the week, and the next day's strip as well.

Somebody else posted a link to that one.

[Bob Juch]

Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/p ... /712190360

[Bob78164]

Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/p ... /712190360

Thereby proving the worker's point. --Bob (who won't give up without a fight)

[MarleysGh0st]

Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

That comic strip never called his bosses drunken lemurs. It just implied that their decisions were made "as if" they were drunken lemurs. Duh!

Back at the job I had in the early '80s, a friend of mine was a talented cartoonist (with a few more breaks, maybe he'd have made the big time, instead of Scott Adams). He'd take pictures from the official company newsletters and rewrite the articles into a humorous parody, The Rumor Rag, that he'd post on his cubical wall. Everybody thought it was hilarious, except the plant manager, who wanted it to be "more positive".

He reported wanted George's scalp, but said plant manager got axed first.

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/p ... /712190360

Thereby proving the worker's point. --Bob (who won't give up without a fight)

Bob, your son wants you to pay attention to him. He is so cute, you really should.

[Bob78164]

Bob, your son wants you to pay attention to him. He is so cute, you really should.

He's playing with his cousins right now, but thanks for your concern.

Haven't Maddie and Emma started winter break yet? --Bob

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

Bob, your son wants you to pay attention to him. He is so cute, you really should.

He's playing with his cousins right now, but thanks for your concern.

Haven't Maddie and Emma started winter break yet? --Bob

No, I have to do Emma's Classroom Winter Solstice party in a few hours, then they are out of school.

I am using my chocolate fountain for the party and I am researching recipes before I started melting chocolate.

One person on another BB wrote a post:

I'm a bit of a scat lover, so I mixed two cups of soft human poo with two cups of chocolate. Served it at a sexy party. It was a hit with the ladies.

It's funny and sad at the same time.

[MarleysGh0st]

No, I have to do Emma's Classroom Winter Solstice party in a few hours, then they are out of school.

Ah, good, they're going back to the old traditions!

Did you build a mini-Stonehenge outside the school to mark the sunrise?Will there be a bonfire to encourage it to climb in the sky again before the world is plunged into darkness?

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

No, I have to do Emma's Classroom Winter Solstice party in a few hours, then they are out of school.

Ah, good, they're going back to the old traditions!

Did you build a mini-Stonehenge outside the school to mark the sunrise?Will there be a bonfire to encourage it to climb in the sky again before the world is plunged into darkness?

The Stonehenge that I ordered from the Oriental Trading Company is only 18" tall.

[MarleysGh0st]

And as for the quote from that other board that I don't even want to think about:

Ewwwww!

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

And as for the quote from that other board that I don't even want to think about:

Ewwwww!

I know.

My dad used to say, that for every perversity you can think of, somebody has already done it.

So I just wonder if this guy really made a fondue of scat and chocolate.

[Rexer25]

And as for the quote from that other board that I don't even want to think about:

Ewwwww!

I know.

My dad used to say, that for every perversity you can think of, somebody has already done it.

So I just wonder if this guy really made a fondue of scat and chocolate.

This sequence of posts has me torn.

Part of me wants to know what kind of message boards PSM goes to.
Part of me wants to run screaming into the wilderness, where, I should add, I would probably end up as bobcat scat.

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

And as for the quote from that other board that I don't even want to think about:

Ewwwww!

I know.

My dad used to say, that for every perversity you can think of, somebody has already done it.

So I just wonder if this guy really made a fondue of scat and chocolate.

This sequence of posts has me torn.

Part of me wants to know what kind of message boards PSM goes to.
Part of me wants to run screaming into the wilderness, where, I should add, I would probably end up as bobcat scat.

Here is a link to the Rival Chocolate Fountain message board.

http://appliances.devlib.org/reviews/ki ... /reviews1/

The post is about halfway down.

[Rexer25]

I know.

My dad used to say, that for every perversity you can think of, somebody has already done it.

So I just wonder if this guy really made a fondue of scat and chocolate.

This sequence of posts has me torn.

Part of me wants to know what kind of message boards PSM goes to.
Part of me wants to run screaming into the wilderness, where, I should add, I would probably end up as bobcat scat.

Here is a link to the Rival Chocolate Fountain message board.

http://appliances.devlib.org/reviews/ki ... /reviews1/

The post is about halfway down.

I made up my mind.
I ain't going there.
I'm also not running into the wilderness.
Moderation in my reactions will keep my blood pressure down.

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

This sequence of posts has me torn.

Part of me wants to know what kind of message boards PSM goes to.
Part of me wants to run screaming into the wilderness, where, I should add, I would probably end up as bobcat scat.

Here is a link to the Rival Chocolate Fountain message board.

http://appliances.devlib.org/reviews/ki ... /reviews1/

The post is about halfway down.

I made up my mind.
I ain't going there.
I'm also not running into the wilderness.
Moderation in my reactions will keep my blood pressure down.

It's not scary at all.

It's a bunch of people posting saying," I lost my instruction book, can you tell me the recipe" and scat boy.

[ShitSandwich]

One person on another BB wrote a post:

I'm a bit of a scat lover, so I mixed two cups of soft human poo with two cups of chocolate. Served it at a sexy party. It was a hit with the ladies.

I go good with Chex Mix....