GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
(I can attest to the veracity of 1, 3 and 5!)

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
(I can attest to the veracity of 1, 3 and 5!)

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

#3 good for aspiring hockey players as well. I would also say that cats do not like to wear rein-cat antlers.

[Appa23]

For the first few years in life, if you swear, Daddy gets in trouble!