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TheCalvinator24 · #1 Post by **TheCalvinator24** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:38 pm

I pull into a tie on the Raspberry Bored with beebs

Beebs52 · #2 Post by **Beebs52** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:22 pm

TheCalvinator24 wrote:I pull into a tie on the Raspberry Bored with beebs

Do I need to impose some offtopicositical gratuitousness? I can't this week because I have stupid meetings!!!!!!!11111 I can't blather like I need to.

Maybe I'll go get me a tattoo, too. Or two tattoos, too.

Toodle-oo for now and congrats on this dubious accomplishment,heh.

ulysses5019 · #3 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:24 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:I pull into a tie on the Raspberry Bored with beebs
Do I need to impose some offtopicositical gratuitousness? I can't this week because I have stupid meetings!!!!!!!11111 I can't blather like I need to.

Maybe I'll go get me a tattoo, too. Or two tattoos, too.

Toodle-oo for now and congrats on this dubious accomplishment,heh.

Maybe your cat can get a tattoo.

Beebs52 · #4 Post by **Beebs52** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:26 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:I pull into a tie on the Raspberry Bored with beebs
Do I need to impose some offtopicositical gratuitousness? I can't this week because I have stupid meetings!!!!!!!11111 I can't blather like I need to.

Maybe I'll go get me a tattoo, too. Or two tattoos, too.

Toodle-oo for now and congrats on this dubious accomplishment,heh.

Maybe your cat can get a tattoo.

Cat with a tat? I smell a kid book.

Beebs52 · #5 Post by **Beebs52** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:28 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: Do I need to impose some offtopicositical gratuitousness? I can't this week because I have stupid meetings!!!!!!!11111 I can't blather like I need to.

Maybe I'll go get me a tattoo, too. Or two tattoos, too.

Toodle-oo for now and congrats on this dubious accomplishment,heh.

Maybe your cat can get a tattoo.
Cat with a tat? I smell a kid book.

Although Merv is way too Gerber-baby looking to defile his beauty with a tat. Unless Apollo his bud were to administer it. There are denuded areas under the head where fur has been chewed out. Possible tat venue.

ulysses5019 · #6 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:45 pm

It sounded like a good idea at the time, but now Butch is having second thoughts. After a long night of partying with some catnip and some friends, he visited a shady parlor and got “MOM” over a heart tattooed on his left front leg.

It’s been over a year now and the tattoo has long since healed, but the childish comments remain. Not a single feline has taken him seriously over the past year, calling him “Mama’s boy” and “Sissy.” He’s been beat up approximately 32 times, and has battle scars on his right ear, tail, and hind quarters. He also has not been able to get a girlfriend despite all his best efforts.

“Why on earth did I do it?” he cried. “It’s going to cost a fortune to get this tattoo off.” While some have recommended that he simply allow his fur to grow over the tattoo, he stated that this is not an option because his mother gave him this haircut and he quite likes it.

Since tattooing is not common among cats, other than small tattoos identifying them in case they lose their way home, his options are limited. The most popular methods that humans use are laser removal and a new technology called intense pulsed light therapy, both of which are extremely costly and take several sessions. These procedures are not known to be used on cats. Humans also can use expensive creams or microdermabrasion, but these methods are not nearly as effective and again, their results in use on cats are unknown.

Butch will have a hard time finding a veterinarian who knows how to help him, but he is determined to get this tattoo removed. “I’ve been called a Sissy for the last time,” he snarled, right before he curled up in his mother’s lap.

christie1111 · #7 Post by **christie1111** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:50 pm

Snort!

Found it!

Love the story!

AnnieCamaro · #8 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:56 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:It sounded like a good idea at the time, but now Butch is having second thoughts. After a long night of partying with some catnip and some friends, he visited a shady parlor and got “MOM” over a heart tattooed on his left front leg.

That cat is a sissy! I like cats, but I would chase him!

ulysses5019 · #9 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:18 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:It sounded like a good idea at the time, but now Butch is having second thoughts. After a long night of partying with some catnip and some friends, he visited a shady parlor and got “MOM” over a heart tattooed on his left front leg.

That cat is a sissy! I like cats, but I would chase him!

Are you jealous cuz you don't have a "mom" tattoo? Or cuz you can't curl up in her lap? I think the BLDA could help.

AnnieCamaro · #10 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:24 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Are you jealous cuz you don't have a "mom" tattoo? Or cuz you can't curl up in her lap? I think the BLDA could help.

How could I be jealous of anybody who looks like that? I looked better than him when I didn't have any skin, for goodness sake. Even then I didn't have a head that looked like it was too big for my body.

If anything, I feel sorry for Butch. And his mom.

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TheCalvinator24 · #11 Post by **TheCalvinator24** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:31 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:I pull into a tie on the Raspberry Bored with beebs
Do I need to impose some offtopicositical gratuitousness? I can't this week because I have stupid meetings!!!!!!!11111 I can't blather like I need to.

Maybe I'll go get me a tattoo, too. Or two tattoos, too.

Toodle-oo for now and congrats on this dubious accomplishment,heh.

gee, now I'm behind again.

ulysses5019 · #12 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:45 pm

TheCalvinator24 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:I pull into a tie on the Raspberry Bored with beebs
Do I need to impose some offtopicositical gratuitousness? I can't this week because I have stupid meetings!!!!!!!11111 I can't blather like I need to.

Maybe I'll go get me a tattoo, too. Or two tattoos, too.

Toodle-oo for now and congrats on this dubious accomplishment,heh.
gee, now I'm behind again.

I think she's gone......gratuity time!

TheCalvinator24 · #13 Post by **TheCalvinator24** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:55 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: Do I need to impose some offtopicositical gratuitousness? I can't this week because I have stupid meetings!!!!!!!11111 I can't blather like I need to.

Maybe I'll go get me a tattoo, too. Or two tattoos, too.

Toodle-oo for now and congrats on this dubious accomplishment,heh.
gee, now I'm behind again.

I think she's gone......gratuity time!

I usually leave 20%

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