More New Math

[ToLiveIsToFly]

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Apparently a new one every week.
My favorites:

INSOMNIA = 1:51 AM + ETERNITY + 1:52 AM + ETERNITY + 1:53 AM + ETERNITY

UNIQUENESS = UNIQUENESS

BRUNCH = BREAKFAST + LUNCH + CANTALOUPE

GRANDMA = WISDOM / BATTINESS

JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL = JAIL + PUBERTY

TRICK OR TREAT = EXTORTION + OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE?

CAMPING = WHAT'S THAT SOUND + DO YOU THINK IT'S A BEAR? + THERE'S A ROCK IN THE SMALL OF MY BACK + THAT DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE A BEAR + HOW'D YOU SLEEP? + NEVER BETTER

CAR ALARM = THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF + AMPLIFICATION

MODERN ART = I COULD DO THAT + YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T

LIFE INSURANCE = GOD FORBID + JACKPOT!