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kayrharris
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I Won!!

#1 Post by kayrharris » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:12 am

Heading on the email says "From Microsoft Word Online Office".
I wonder if they know I'm too cheap to buy Microsoft Word and have to use Notepad?

We the Microsoft word corpration would like to notify you that
you have been chosen by the board of trustees for a cash prize of{£500,000.00}
Your email address was selected through a computer
balloting system.This is a promotional lottery to encourage internet users
to file your claim.Contact Name:mrsHelen Cole with your personal details
Email:helen_cole014@yahoo.co.uk
*BENEFICIARY NAMES :*DATE OF BIRTH:*COUNTRY :*NATIONALITY:*PHONE NUMBER :
*OCCUPATION :*AMOUNT WON:*RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS :
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Re: I Won!!

#2 Post by Obscenely Rich Bastard » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:18 am

kayrharris wrote:Heading on the email says "From Microsoft Word Online Office".
I wonder if they know I'm too cheap to buy Microsoft Word and have to use Notepad?

We the Microsoft word corpration would like to notify you that
you have been chosen by the board of trustees for a cash prize of{£500,000.00}
Your email address was selected through a computer
balloting system.This is a promotional lottery to encourage internet users
to file your claim.Contact Name:mrsHelen Cole with your personal details
Email:helen_cole014@yahoo.co.uk
*BENEFICIARY NAMES :*DATE OF BIRTH:*COUNTRY :*NATIONALITY:*PHONE NUMBER :
*OCCUPATION :*AMOUNT WON:*RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS :

Oh boy. We're rich.....
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Re: I Won!!

#3 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:20 am

We the Microsoft word corpration
I wonder if they manufacture words like "corpration"? :roll:
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Re: I Won!!

#4 Post by Sir_Galahad » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:31 am

I wouldn't be so quick to be jubilant. If the president hears bout this, He will ask Messrs. Reid and Pelosi and company to draw up a bill to tax you at 90% or more. So, mum's the word!
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke

Perhaps the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about...
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Re: I Won!!

#5 Post by minimetoo26 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:24 am

Lucky you! I can't even win a hundred bucks from Christie & Co......
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.

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Re: I Won!!

#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:58 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
We the Microsoft word corpration
I wonder if they manufacture words like "corpration"? :roll:
Well, it was in the body of the letter.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Re: I Won!!

#7 Post by minimetoo26 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:02 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
We the Microsoft word corpration
I wonder if they manufacture words like "corpration"? :roll:
Well, it was in the body of the letter.
That sounds like portion control on the Cannibal Diet...
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.

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