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#1 Post by frogman042 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:16 am

Today I'm going to post one that I didn't make up but is one of my all time fav's. It was actually from a bit of graffiti in the bathroom at the James Joyce Foundation in Zurich.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
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Make me one with everything.

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#2 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:59 am

You get a free pass for using a prefab pun on your birthday!

Hope it's a good one!
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#3 Post by ToLiveIsToFly » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:11 am

frogman042 wrote:Today I'm going to post one that I didn't make up but is one of my all time fav's. It was actually from a bit of graffiti in the bathroom at the James Joyce Foundation in Zurich.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
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Make me one with everything.
I always heard it as "Did you hear about the Zen hot dog stand?"
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They'll make you one with everything
Which sets up nicely for giving the guy a fiver and asking for change...
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"Change comes from within"

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#4 Post by frogman042 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:43 am

minimetoo26 wrote:You get a free pass for using a prefab pun on your birthday!

Hope it's a good one!
Good catch - that's exactly why I did it - it was my B'Day present to myself!

Tanks.

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