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You write the punchline contest

#1 Post by BackInTex » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:16 pm

O.K. This struck me as something needing a punchline. Two headlines together with a photo.

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First Lady gets tribal welcome at Interior Dept...

Indian woman has football-sized tumor removed from jaw...
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Re: You write the punchline contest

#2 Post by BackInTex » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:51 pm

[alec baldwin]
O.K. folks. There's still time to call in. Let's go to the phone lines. Lets see who has a punch line. Bob, who's next? What, no one is waiting? All the lines are empty? Um, wow. O.K. Well, then let's, uh, see. O.K. I'll call mom. She'll have a punch line.
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Re: You write the punchline contest

#3 Post by smilergrogan » Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:42 pm

Man, and normally tumor jokes just write themselves. Who among us doesn't enjoy a bit of tumor humor?
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Re: You write the punchline contest

#4 Post by gsabc » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:13 am

"Get out of there, Barry. There's a time and a place for everything."
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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Re: You write the punchline contest

#5 Post by BackInTex » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:41 am

gsabc wrote:"Get out of there, Barry. There's a time and a place for everything."
We have a winner! Not a lot of entries, but still it was pretty good. As good as Letterman's writers could do, anyway.
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~~ Thomas Jefferson

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Re: You write the punchline contest

#6 Post by HelpBrainTumorPatients » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:05 am

smilergrogan wrote:Man, and normally tumor jokes just write themselves. Who among us doesn't enjoy a bit of tumor humor?

If we can't make fun of tumors, what can we make fun of?
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