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Riddle of the Day

#1 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:03 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


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A last name
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Re: Riddle of the Day

#2 Post by secondchance » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:41 am

good one!

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Re: Riddle of the Day

#3 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:57 am

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Last name

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Re: Riddle of the Day

#4 Post by frogman042 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:44 am

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If you think it really was Last Name then you don't know dick.

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Re: Riddle of the Day

#5 Post by andrewjackson » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:03 am

ulysses5019 wrote:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


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A last name
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Isn't Liberace his last name? I guess it depends on the verb "used" but if he said, "I'm Liberace" to a woman, isn't that using it? You can't say Liberace never identified himself to women.
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Re: Riddle of the Day

#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:51 am

andrewjackson wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


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A last name
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Isn't Liberace his last name? I guess it depends on the verb "used" but if he said, "I'm Liberace" to a woman, isn't that using it? You can't say Liberace never identified himself to women.
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Re: Riddle of the Day

#7 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:04 am

andrewjackson wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


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A last name
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Isn't Liberace his last name? I guess it depends on the verb "used" but if he said, "I'm Liberace" to a woman, isn't that using it? You can't say Liberace never identified himself to women.
picky, picky, picky

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Re: Riddle of the Day

#8 Post by Liberace » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:40 am

ulysses5019 wrote:Liberace never used his on women.



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A last name

Who needs a last name when that lovely Senator Craig always calls you Sweetcheeks?

He makes me tap on the stairway to heaven, honey!

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Re: Riddle of the Day

#9 Post by Liberace » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:41 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
andrewjackson wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


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A last name
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Isn't Liberace his last name? I guess it depends on the verb "used" but if he said, "I'm Liberace" to a woman, isn't that using it? You can't say Liberace never identified himself to women.
Shhhhhhhh!

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