1. Touch if you will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the butterflies all tied up
When Doves Cry - Prince
2. When I first saw him standin' there
He looked away but I did not care
Something inside whispered to me
You'd better move in carefully
He's So Shy - Pointer Sisters
3. All the servants in your new hotel
Throw their roses at your feet
Fool them all but baby I can tell
You're no stranger to the street
Don't Ask Me Why - Billy Joel
4. Oh ready or not, hear I come,
Gee that used to be such fun.
I always used to find a hiding place,
Times have changed.
Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie - Jay & the Techniques
5. What does it matter to ya?
When you gotta job to do
You gotta do it well
You gotta give the other fellow hell
Live & Let Die - Wings or (Gasp) Guns & Roses
6. As a matter of opinion I think he's tops
My opinion is he's the cream of the crop
As a matter of taste to be exact
He's my ideal as a matter of fact
My Guy - Mary Wells
7. All around the world statues crumble for me
who knows how long I've loved you
everywhere I go people stop and they see
twenty-five years old my mother God rest her soul
Fly - Sugar Ray
8. I'm doin' this tonight,
You're probably gonna start a fight.
I know this can't be right.
Bye Bye Bye - N*Sync
9. 'Cos teacher
There are things that I don't want to learn
And the last one I had
Made me cry
One More Try - George Michael
10. You've taken lots of Chances before
But I'm not gonna give anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
Cause part of me knows what you're thinkin'
Eye in the Sky - Alan Parsons Project
11. Her eyes become a paradise, she softly speaks my name
She brightens every lonely night, no one's quite the same
She calls me on the telephone, she says be there by eight
Tonight's the night she's movin' in, it's time to celebrate
Lorelei - Styx
12. I was gonna go to class before _____
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but _____
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?)
But I Got High - Afroman (This song was being played about 3 times an hour in the late summer of 2001 it was so popular. Then all of a sudden the doom and gloom og 9/11 hit, and I swear to God I have not heard the song since then. I always think of this song when I think of the things that disappeared after that event.... like the favorite card game we were playing on lunch at Mecca back then, Boom-O. It was even more fun than Uno, but it hasn't been on the shelves since.....)
Theme? -
The song titles rhyme (I used the long I sound this time. Last year, I used songs that ended in the -ane sound, which gave us Cocaine, which gave us JJ Cale, and the rest is history.....
JJC Points:
Starfish gets 2 JJC points for the Denkinger answer....
TLITF get a JJC point for the clever Cartman answer. I only got into South Park for a few months around the time it first became popular, but I know enough about it to get that his answer actually fit the theme....
Answers #1 and 3 alone got Saucy 3 JJC points. Both had me rolling....
ORB and ES got Kay 2 JJC points...
Billy Wayne and the Bachelors got Stumblebum Fanny 2 JJC points....
I usually don't give clem the supermax JJC points on the rare occasions he knows more than 1 or 2 of the songs, but I couldn't resist again. I'm glad I have become the target of his angry young man humor, I feel like I'm good for something....
DaveSenior got 3 JJC points for the Merry Man! I about pissed my pants when I saw that!
TBone always seems to be funny enough to end up in the JJC notes, and once again, he gets 2 JJCP for today's entry...
I won't take pity on SC today and bless her heart, but I will give her a JJCP for invoking Sister Act, one of the few 90's movies I actually saw, and I remember how they changed all those oldies into Motown Gospel songs....
Points:
Estonut 21
mini 21
mntetn 18
HSoB 15
Melo 21
melly 19
SirG 18
mA 2
starfish 21+2
TLITF 17+1
Saucy 7+3
Kay 0+2
Fanny 14+2
clem 9+5
ghost 2
KT 19
DaveSr 25+3
TBone 19
Kroxquo 15
Panic 6
elwood 11
SC 1+1
Pea 7
