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The 12 Days of Christmas

#1 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:29 am

Since this is the right period, I've been trying to come up with alternate, Bored-themed, lyrics for "The 12 Days of Christmas". I've got a good start but will leave it to the rest of the Bored to finish:

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Spoiler
An Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Spoiler
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Spoiler
Three Bobs Bruin rooting,
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Spoiler
Four Bored lawyers,
Three Bobs Bruin rooting,
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Spoiler
Five golden ______
Four Bored lawyers,
Three Bobs Bruin rooting,
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
This is where I'm stuck. Please suggest continuations. Except for the fifth day, the things should be people or animals.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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