Clint Eastwood Presents: Dirty Uly

[Clint Eastwood]

Det. Sprots: There is one question, Inspector: Why do they call you "Dirty Uly"?

Det. Fantine: Ah that's one thing about our Uly, doesn't play any favorites! Uly hates every kind of music: rock, country, opera, hip hop, you name it.

Det. Sprots: How does he feel about rap?

Det. Fantine: Ask him.

Uly Callahan: Especially rap.





Littlebeast: [pleading] Please. Stop. No more! Can't you see I'm hurt?

Uly Callahan: The Winter Lyrically Speaking list, where is it?

Littlebeast: [crying with reason] You tried to delete me.

Uly Callahan: If I tried that your posts would be splattered all over this Bored. Now, where's the list?

Littlebeast: [cries] I- I have rights. Why can't you BBs just leave me alone?

Uly Callahan: Where's the list?







Uly Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he post six songs or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a promo for Winter Lyrically Speaking, the most powerful game in the world, and would blow you clean off the Bored, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, LB?

[silvercamaro]

Another wonderful promo!

I don't know what we're going to do with that Uly guy. He is out of control.

[ulysses5019]

Another wonderful promo!

I don't know what we're going to do with that Uly guy. He is out of control.

Yeah. But he sure is versatile. A man's man. A real mensch. An acting mensch.

[ulysses5019]

Uly Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he post six songs or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a promo for Winter Lyrically Speaking, the most powerful game in the world, and would blow you clean off the Bored, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, LB?

LB: I gots to know.

[silvercamaro]

Another wonderful promo!

I don't know what we're going to do with that Uly guy. He is out of control.

Yeah. But he sure is versatile. A man's man. A real mensch. An acting mensch.

I hereby nominate Ulysses for an Academy Award as Best Actor of the Year. Do we know anybody who belongs to the Academy who can get him on the ballot? (If it's too late for Oscars to be awarded in March, can we proclaim that all of these promo appearances were "previews," and not officially release the final print of the promos until after the first of the year, thereby making Uly eligible for next year?)

[ulysses5019]

Another wonderful promo!

I don't know what we're going to do with that Uly guy. He is out of control.

Yeah. But he sure is versatile. A man's man. A real mensch. An acting mensch.

I hereby nominate Ulysses for an Academy Award as Best Actor of the Year. Do we know anybody who belongs to the Academy who can get him on the ballot? (If it's too late for Oscars to be awarded in March, can we proclaim that all of these promo appearances were "previews," and not officially release the final print of the promos until after the first of the year, thereby making Uly eligible for next year?)

Do we know any sort of promo guy who could help with my Oscar campaign?

[silvercamaro]

Do we know any sort of promo guy who could help with my Oscar campaign?

I think we just might.

[ulysses5019]

Do we know any sort of promo guy who could help with my Oscar campaign?

I think we just might.

Are there any rodents involved?

[silvercamaro]

Are there any rodents involved?

I'm not sure. I have my suspicions about the short guy who does the posters.

[ulysses5019]

Are there any rodents involved?

I'm not sure. I have my suspicions about the short guy who does the posters.

I'm cool with it as long as there are no squirrels around. They end up drinking all the mimeograph fluid and hitting on the office help......of both sexes!?!?!?

[littlebeast13]

Uly Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he post six songs or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a promo for Winter Lyrically Speaking, the most powerful game in the world, and would blow you clean off the Bored, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, LB?

LB: I gots to know.

Go ahead... make my day!

And nobody looks at the LS list because it is in my notebooks. My notebooks have such a high security clearance, even The Office of the President-Elect is not allowed to thumb through them.....

lb13