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I'm glad they've got the fraud under control

#1 Post by Bob78164 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:34 pm

The Government of Nigeria wants to make it up to me.
ICPC wrote:This letter will definately be amazing to you because of it's realistic value.

Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment transaction with some impersonators some while ago.

I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will like to introduce myself; I am (Mr. Raymond Osaze ) the Legal chairman of "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit).

On the 1st of October 2000, the former President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria (Chief Olusegun Obasanjo) introduced a Commission named the "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit) which is duly registered under the United Nations (U.N.O). This particular Commission was initiated to detect fraud/funds delay/impersonation of Government Officials. Secondly, we are mandated by the US Government to Settle foreign debts/fraud victims/Un-paid beneficiaries to satisfactory in other to maintain peace in the world at large and also to create a good relationship with the international bodies.

Presently, we are being paid by the American government inother to avert beneficiary funds delays/fraud here in Nigeria.

So far in this present year, we have settled the likes of (Mrs. Debbie Hargrove, Mr. Micheal Wagner , Patricia Norton , Emason Ayers etc).

You are being contacted by this office today because your Case File (A) is the very first File on our Settlement Files Cabinet. From our Intelligent investigations and Probing processes we discovered that you are a victim of fraud/funds delay.
The "ICPC", is faithfully under my governance as the Legal Chairman of the great Commission and to this Authority I took an oath of allegiance to settle all fraud victims peacefully..
This Memorandum is to notify you that you will be settled by the Nigerian Government from our initial Deposit Account. Your settlement will be actualized within 3working days after your response to this Official Letter.

For further clearification/investigation kindly send the below information to us immediately:
1. Your residential address:
2. Mobile and fax number (for regular official contact).
3. Your inheritance funds value:
4. Amount which you have lost previously:

These above-mentioned informations will officially enable us to carry out our verification processes and after that your compensation sum/Inheritance Funds will be Electronically wired into your designated Bank account or through a Diplomatic Delivery Service, depending on which mode you prefer.

Your immediate compliance to this will expedite actions on your Payment because here in this office, we have alot of listed victims to be settled.
Call me +234 703-4329-784

Officially Signed,

Mr. Raymond Osaze
Chairman ICPC Nigeria.
So how do you think I should spend the money? --Bob
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." Thomas Jefferson

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Re: I'm glad they've got the fraud under control

#2 Post by kayrharris » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:56 pm

Here's my offer today. Read the last paragraph...fraud is their middle name!!


Dear Friend,


I am a senior staff with the World Bank fact finding & special duties office. I am writing you this letter to inform you that the United Nations Fact Finding & Special Duties Office hereby receives your payment amounting to US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) According to information gathered from our bank’s security computer we were notified that you have met all statutory requirements in respect of receiving this payment and because of too much taxes and difficulty in wire transfer the said payment has now been arranged in a Security-proof box ready for delivery to you.

This office has already met with the diplomatic Security courier company responsible for the delivery of this security-proof box to your address therefore shipment will commence as soon as we have your final go ahead order. The diplomat who will be bringing in this Consignment (Box) to you is an expert and has been in this line of work for many years now so you have noting to worry about.

Please urgently provide information stated below it would be used for the safe delivery of the Consignment (Box).

(1) Your Full Name:
(2) Home Address:
(3) Phone, Fax and Mobile Number:
(4) Company Name/Occupation:

Please you need to maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause problem if found out that we are using this media to help you. You are not to inform anyone about this until you received your money. You may call me on telephone number: 00447035909633 immediately you receive this message. Thank you.

Best Regards,
Rev. Thomas Douglas
Director, Special Duties.
UNO/WBF

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