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Quentin Tarantino Presents...Bored Fiction

#1 Post by Quentin Tarantino » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:54 am

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Uly: I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so f&%$ed up with me and Lyrically Speaking. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...

LB13: [LB13 shoots Mini on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What is Lyrically Speaking?

Uly: What?

LB13: Where are you from?

Uly: What?

LB13: That ain't no board I ever heard of! They speak English on the What board?

Uly: What?

LB13: ENGLISH, MOTHERF*%&ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Uly: Yes!

LB13: Then you know what I'm saying!

Uly: Yes!

LB13: Describe Lyrically Speaking!

Uly: What, I-?

LB13: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf&$#er. Say what one more goddamn time.

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Uly: It's a game...

LB13: Go on.

Uly: A Bored g-game...you figure out the songs from the lyrics.

LB13: Does it look like Question of the Day or Timeline®?

Uly: What?

[LB13 shoots Uly in shoulder]

LB13: DOES IT LOOK LIKE QUESTION OF THE DAY OR TIMELINE®?

Uly: No!

LB13: Then why did you say you weren't going to play Winter Lyrically Speaking starting on January 5th, Uly?

Uly: I didn't.

LB13: Yes you did. Yes you did, Uly. You said and you meant it. You played the other Bored games and you insulted Lyrically Speaking. And Lyrically Speaking don't like to be put down by anybody.

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#2 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:57 am

LOL!

I am thinking vandal will tip his hat to this one.

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#3 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:15 am

An excellent production, Mr. Tarantino. It made my day.

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#4 Post by Evil Squirrel » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:26 am

Uh oh! Since when did LB get a gun!?!?!?

He told me he was only going to use it to shoot Clem's Hannukah pony...... :shock:
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#5 Post by kayrharris » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:33 am

Definitely innovative and perhaps inspiring for some. :shock:
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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:43 am

Quentin Tarantino wrote:Image

Uly: I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so f&%$ed up with me and Lyrically Speaking. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...

LB13: [LB13 shoots Mini on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What is Lyrically Speaking?

Uly: What?

LB13: Where are you from?

Uly: What?

LB13: That ain't no board I ever heard of! They speak English on the What board?

Uly: What?

LB13: ENGLISH, MOTHERF*%&ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Uly: Yes!

LB13: Then you know what I'm saying!

Uly: Yes!

LB13: Describe Lyrically Speaking!

Uly: What, I-?

LB13: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf&$#er. Say what one more goddamn time.

Image

Uly: It's a game...

LB13: Go on.

Uly: A Bored g-game...you figure out the songs from the lyrics.

LB13: Does it look like Question of the Day or Timeline®?

Uly: What?

[LB13 shoots Uly in shoulder]

LB13: DOES IT LOOK LIKE QUESTION OF THE DAY OR TIMELINE®?

Uly: No!

LB13: Then why did you say you weren't going to play Winter Lyrically Speaking starting on January 5th, Uly?

Uly: I didn't.

LB13: Yes you did. Yes you did, Uly. You said and you meant it. You played the other Bored games and you insulted Lyrically Speaking. And Lyrically Speaking don't like to be put down by anybody.

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#7 Post by minimetoo26 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:54 am

I'm glad I got shot on the couch--it has a lot more padding than my arm!

I hope uly's arm is okay, though...........

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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#8 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:59 am

minimetoo26 wrote:I'm glad I got shot on the couch--it has a lot more padding than my arm!

I hope uly's arm is okay, though...........

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P

It coulda been worse and I could shot out your coffee pot..... :P :P :P :P

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