A Song For My Favorite Space Dog

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Wierd Al Yankovic · #1 Post by **Wierd Al Yankovic** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:06 am

Tried to amend my pancreatic problems
They filled my body full of these meds
Laying here depraved with my leg half shaved
Even got a damn lampshade on top of my head
But I still have all these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not Beggin' Strips, rawhide chips, or Milk Bones
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

Chizbrgr in paradise (Paradise)
Can I have one if I act real nice? (Real nice)
Why oh why must I always be enticed
By that chizbrgr in paradise?

Heard about the pooches in the dog show
They eat the same crap again and again
A half cup of Hill's they said gives them their builds
Well it reminds me of the menu at a federal pen
Ain't no way I could go for days
Without that dee-licious treat that I need
Not the biscuits or the Triscuits or damn pig ears
But that Mickey Dee's creation on which I feed

Chizbrgr in paradise (Paradise)
Oh what I'd do for my favorite vice (favorite vice)
I might even chase around all these mice
For just one chizbrgr in paradise

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Just drop it right here and say see ya' lata'
My doggie sniffer is on the right track
Plz, plz, can I has one oh Mistress of wack?

Chizbrgr in paradise (Paradise)
I don't really care 'bout the vet's advice (Vet's advice)
If I had some cash I'd pay any price
For that chizbrgr in paradise
I need a chizbrgr in paradise
Oh just one chizbrgr in paradise!

Hmmm... Begbegbegbegbeg... Plllleeeezzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!

Rexer25 · #2 Post by **Rexer25** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:20 am

If we promise to keep the Rec Fairy under control, could we get a rec button, please?

BTW, REC!!

WTG< Al!!

Beebs52 · #3 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:40 am

Oh. SoB SNiff. HUNgaHunGAHHUnGAH@! Aaaaahhhh!

Thanks, Al. Now the Beebs is not only bashing into our legs, furniture and walls with his space helmet, drooling for real food, he has AN ALLY!

This was a beeyootiful tribute to our poor hungry dude. He's completely unthrilled with his pills wrapped in wheat bread.

Thank you Weird Al!

tlynn78 · #4 Post by **tlynn78** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:45 am

<snif> a Classic. Like, like, Beowulf.

Maybe that can be Annie's next project.

t.

AnnieCamaro · #5 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:47 am

That's a beautiful song, Mr. Weird.

Beebs52 wrote: He's completely unthrilled with his pills wrapped in wheat bread.

My friend Space Dog would like his pills better if you would cover them in peanut butter or wrap them in cheese. Maybe you could tell him the cheese-wrapped ones were tiny chzbrgrs from White Castle.

Beebs52 · #6 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:57 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:That's a beautiful song, Mr. Weird.

Beebs52 wrote: He's completely unthrilled with his pills wrapped in wheat bread.
My friend Space Dog would like his pills better if you would cover them in peanut butter or wrap them in cheese. Maybe you could tell him the cheese-wrapped ones were tiny chzbrgrs from White Castle.

We do the cheese thing, just not as much as before. I'm trying to cut down on anything containing fat stuff, til his pancreas straightens up. If his bloodwork comes out better this next month I'm going to make him a modified cheezbrgr.

ulysses5019 · #7 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:13 am

We do the cheese thing, just not as much as before. I'm trying to cut down on anything containing fat stuff, til his pancreas straightens up. If his bloodwork comes out better this next month I'm going to make him a modified cheezbrgr.

Try some Cheez Whiz.....I understand there no cheese in it.....It even makes mincemeat pie edible, and artfully applied to one's hair it provides a nice contrast to aubergine overalls.

tlynn78 · #8 Post by **tlynn78** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:26 am

make him a modified cheezbrgr

Maybe he wouldn't catch on to a Gardenburger.

t.

Beebs52 · #9 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:07 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
make him a modified cheezbrgr

Maybe he wouldn't catch on to a Gardenburger.

t.

Heck, he'd eat a rake if it were presented correctly.