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#1 Post by tlynn78 » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:53 am

LIVING WILL

Last night my sister and I were sitting in
The den and I said to her,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state,
Dependent on some machine and fluids from a
Bottle to keep me alive. That would be no
Quality of life at all... If that ever happens,
Just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer,
And threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.


t.
When reality requires approval, control replaces truth.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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