My first Press Junkett

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frogman042 · #1 Post by **frogman042** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:45 pm

I got an email late last night from the local affiliate that airs Millionaire asking if I could be available for an interview on Monday and this afternoon they called to confirm. They would like me in the studio at around 5:40 AM for an interview at around 5:50 AM during their morning news broadcast and then hang out for a second interview to occur sometime in the 6 AM hour. They also mentioned that the Radio City Rockettes will be in the studio during the 6 - 7 AM hour.

A tad early in the day but I'm not complaining. One question though, any thoughts on how I should deal with the anticipated paparizzi problem that I'm sure I will be plagued with giving the exposure I'm about to undergo?

---Jay (
Q: What did the Zen Buddist say to the Hot Dog Vendor?

A: Make me _____ with everything

Fill the blank in with the correct word and you will know the number of day(s) until my air date)

hermillion · #2 Post by **hermillion** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:46 pm

Tell them to contact your agent.

hermillion · #3 Post by **hermillion** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:47 pm

Oh, and if you don't have an agent, yet -- I am available.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #4 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:47 pm

frogman042 wrote: One question though, any thoughts on how I should deal with the anticipated paparizzi problem that I'm sure I will be plagued with giving the exposure I'm about to undergo?

Wear underpants!

tlynn78 · #5 Post by **tlynn78** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:48 pm

any thoughts on how I should deal with the anticipated paparizzi problem that I'm sure I will be plagued with giving the exposure I'm about to undergo?

Wear underwear.

t.

mellytu74 · #6 Post by **mellytu74** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:49 pm

WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO

tlynn78 · #7 Post by **tlynn78** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:49 pm

geez, PSM, we are such moms.

t.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #8 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:50 pm

tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.

t.

Bob Juch · #9 Post by **Bob Juch** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:25 pm

Shave your legs before dancing with the Rockettes.

kayrharris · #10 Post by **kayrharris** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:46 pm

I hope someone can capture your interviews so we can see them here.

Have fun! I know you will.

MarleysGh0st · #11 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:05 am

tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.

But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...

Bob Juch · #12 Post by **Bob Juch** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:37 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.
But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...

Well it would start out clean.

ulysses5019 · #13 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:52 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.
But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...

Just wear Depends.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #14 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:56 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.
But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...

I just think that he will make a bad impression if he pulls a Britney while getting out of a car.

ulysses5019 · #15 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:12 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.
But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...
I just think that he will make a bad impression if he pulls a Britney while getting out of a car.

Flea doesn't have that problem.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #16 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:17 am

Did your kids get to meet the Rockettes?

frogman042 · #17 Post by **frogman042** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:21 am

Back in the day I used to be a member of our local volunteer ambulance corps and I remember the popular admonishment that you should wear clean underwear, because you never know, you might get into an accident.

I'm about to break the code of silence of all emergency personell - the cleanliness of a patients underwear is our prime assesment. All those codes we call into the hosipital, that is just to alert them of the patients underwear status - from pristine to old, torn and dirty. This controls the way you will be triage, order of treatment and even type of treatment.

So if you are in a car wreck, have multiple fractures and severe lacerations, if you have clean underwear - all will be fine.

---Jay

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #18 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:33 am

frogman042 wrote: I'm about to break the code of silence of all emergency personell - the cleanliness of a patients underwear is our prime assesment. All those codes we call into the hosipital, that is just to alert them of the patients underwear status - from pristine to old, torn and dirty. This controls the way you will be triage, order of treatment and even type of treatment.

OMG! My mother was right!

kayrharris · #19 Post by **kayrharris** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:39 am

I'm going to have to ask my future son in law if they follow this same rule.

I've been preaching the clean underwear thing to my kids their entire life.
Mother's just can't help it.

frogman042 · #20 Post by **frogman042** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:24 am

If you want to catch my earth shattering interview, I've put it up on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSsBVdaRzvc

---Jay

Appa23 · #21 Post by **Appa23** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:44 am

frogman042 wrote:Back in the day I used to be a member of our local volunteer ambulance corps and I remember the popular admonishment that you should wear clean underwear, because you never know, you might get into an accident.

I'm about to break the code of silence of all emergency personell - the cleanliness of a patients underwear is our prime assesment. All those codes we call into the hosipital, that is just to alert them of the patients underwear status - from pristine to old, torn and dirty. This controls the way you will be triage, order of treatment and even type of treatment.

So if you are in a car wreck, have multiple fractures and severe lacerations, if you have clean underwear - all will be fine.

---Jay

Well, if you are about to experience a car wreck, what was clean underwear likely will not stay in such a condition.

silvercamaro · #22 Post by **silvercamaro** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:59 am

Appa23 wrote:
Well, if you are about to experience a car wreck, what was clean underwear likely will not stay in such a condition.

That's the excuse used by all the dirty-underwear-wearing car wreck victims. The Emergency Services personnel don't buy that story!

minimetoo26 · #23 Post by **minimetoo26** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:00 am

silvercamaro wrote:
Appa23 wrote:
Well, if you are about to experience a car wreck, what was clean underwear likely will not stay in such a condition.
That's the excuse used by all the dirty-underwear-wearing car wreck victims. The Emergency Services personnel don't buy that story!

Yup. They take those stains to the lab for carbon-dating. They can tell the fresh from the set-in ones...

frogman042 · #24 Post by **frogman042** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:19 am

frogman042 wrote:If you want to catch my earth shattering interview, I've put it up on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSsBVdaRzvc

---Jay

Note that clean underwear is not required for viewing - regarding my status in this department during the interview - no comment.

---Jay

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