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Now I understand

#1 Post by bazodee » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:58 am

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this 
straight.....
 
If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents,
you're 'exotic, different.'
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers,  a quintessential
American story.
If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic 
Muslim.
Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a 
maverick.

Graduate from  Harvard law School and you are unstable.
Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating,  
you're well grounded.

If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community  organizer,
become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,
create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000
new voters, spend 12 years  as a Const itutional Law
professor,   spend 8 years as a State Senator 
representing a district with over 750,000 people, become
chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services
committee, spend 4 years in the United  States Senate
representing a state of  13 million people while sponsoring
131  bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment
and Public Works and  Veteran's Affairs committees, you
don't have any real leadership  experience.
If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4  years
on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with
less than  7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a
state with only 650,000 people,   then you're qualified
to become the country's second highest ranking 
executive.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19  years
while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant
churches, you're not a real Christian.
If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress,
and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the
next month, you're a Christian.

If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding
the fiber of society.
If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
only, with no other option in sex education in your
state's school system while your unwed teen daughter
ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave  up a
position in a prestigious law firm to work for the
betterment of her inner city community,  then gave that
up to raise a family, your family's values don't
represent America's.

If your husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with
at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who
didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a
member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska
from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.

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#2 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:14 am

you bad American you.

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#3 Post by ne1410s » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:22 am

you bad American you.
Not sure about that...but, they certainly are not good dittoheads...
"When you argue with a fool, there are two fools in the argument."

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#4 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:28 am

ne1410s wrote:
you bad American you.
Not sure about that...but, they certainly are not good dittoheads...
not good dittoheads

not good

Sean would also say that you do not love your country.

Or something like that.

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