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Top ten rejected Sunday paper inserts

#1 Post by AlphaDummy » Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:29 am

From the Home Office, where anything is better than the local paper's news section...heeeere we go...


10) Free 20-ounce slime mold imported from China

9) Skippy-certified pre-owned thong

8) Shit sandwiches

7) Complete 10-CD collection of Uly's Greatest Avatars

6) Bucket-o-Hornets

5) Brewer playoff tickets

4) Hernia-jug of Wal-Mart Gasoline/Contact Lens Solution

3) One (1) Acme Army Surplus Land Mine

2) Complete half-page collection of the Bored's Greatest Political Posts

1) WGAS program guide for 2008-09
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#2 Post by minimetoo26 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:02 am

I find this list funnier than any other for some reason!

And Stephen found a great specimen of slime mold in our yard. He's bringing it to school tomorrow.

I wonder what's the best way to transport slime mold...?
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#3 Post by silvercamaro » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:35 pm

I love this list!
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#4 Post by kayrharris » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:50 pm

Me too!
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#5 Post by kayrharris » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:51 pm

Me too!
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#6 Post by kayrharris » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:52 pm

Double posts are one way to increase my post count. :oops:
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#7 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:08 pm

I am surprised that the avatar collection fits on 10 CDs!
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#8 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:08 pm

By the way, it's a very funny list.
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#9 Post by hermillion » Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:05 pm

Cracked me up. :lol:

Thanks!
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#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:46 pm

silvercamaro wrote:I love this list!
Maybe because you borrowed one of the avatars.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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#11 Post by silvercamaro » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:43 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote:I love this list!
Maybe because you borrowed one of the avatars.
I only borrow from the best.
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#12 Post by geoffil » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:48 am

Very funny, as usual and what we expect from the Home Office
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#13 Post by ShitSandwich » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:36 pm

Only #8!?!?!?

I demand a recount, or I'm going to inundate your studio with my deathly spoilers.....
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#14 Post by AlphaDummy » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:49 pm

ShitSandwich wrote:Only #8!?!?!?

I demand a recount, or I'm going to inundate your studio with my deathly spoilers.....
I would't be so upset about making such a distinguished list, even if it is "only" #8.

OTOH, I would be highly pissed about being stuck three notches behind "Brewer playoff tickets"...
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#15 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:53 pm

AlphaDummy wrote:
ShitSandwich wrote:Only #8!?!?!?

I demand a recount, or I'm going to inundate your studio with my deathly spoilers.....
I would't be so upset about making such a distinguished list, even if it is "only" #8.

OTOH, I would be highly pissed about being stuck three notches behind "Brewer playoff tickets"...
You don't have faith that Dale Sveum will lead them to the promised land.....?

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#16 Post by AlphaDummy » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:56 pm

littlebeast13 wrote: You don't have faith that Dale Sveum will lead them to the promised land.....?

lb13
He has worked similar magic before - he hit the second of two Brewer HRs in the bottom of the 9th to clinch the "Easter Miracle" game back in '87 (the 12th game of their 13-0 season-opening run).

This, however, may be a bit tougher to pull off...
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