Top ten reasons you've just been kicked out of Bored chat

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AlphaDummy · #1 Post by **AlphaDummy** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:27 am

From the Home Office, where we do occasionally take requests...heeeeeere we go...

10) Your four-footer gets PO'd about having to wait to be fed, and pulls the plug on you

9) It's all the fault of the (choose one: Dems/GOP/Whigs)

8) Hamsters running mainframe power generator are covered by union rules and get 5-minute break every hour

7) You see, there are the sunspots, and El Nino, and the Coreolis effect - it's all soooo complicated

6) Suspicious stash of acorns in the back of your tower unit interferes with CPU cooling fan and causes your motherboard to overheat

5) Like Basic Bored Chat? Well, for only $39.95 a month...

4) You may not have noticed, but a tornado just passed over your house and took out your phone lines

3) System automatically detects and disconnects one-handed typists

2) Downloading all of LB's BB portraits overloaded your hard drive and caused a system crash

1) Signal from WGAS tower causes massive interference to your computer

christie1111 · #2 Post by **christie1111** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:29 am

But where is the broken pipe?

LOL AD!

minimetoo26 · #3 Post by **minimetoo26** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:50 am

How about:

Your name is Mr. Showtimeness, and you're from Nigeria.

You mentioned the upcoming election and got dog-piled by the other chatters.

Evil Squirrel · #4 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:12 am

Spoiler

Rexer25 · #5 Post by **Rexer25** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:17 am

Applause for E. S. !

minimetoo26 · #6 Post by **minimetoo26** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:19 am

The ink isn't even dry on that one yet!

#7 Post by **littlebeast13** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:23 am

minimetoo26 wrote:The ink isn't even dry on that one yet!

Yeah, well I wasn't expecting AD's next list to be this soon, even though we did bait him into this one last night in chat.....

It got me to finish it faster than I expected.....

lb13

tlynn78 · #8 Post by **tlynn78** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:30 am

LOVE it!

t.

AlphaDummy · #9 Post by **AlphaDummy** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:40 am

ROFLMAO!

I don't know what I liked better - the pic or the accompanying list.

Beas- uhh, ES...you rock.

SportsFan68 · #10 Post by **SportsFan68** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:50 am

ROFL!

Brilliant!

I was considering feeling guilty about being part of the crew who talked AD into this and consequently rushed LB on a pic, but considering both results, I ain't gonna.

christie1111 · #11 Post by **christie1111** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:53 am

Yeah, my bad too. Nah!

Hey, ES? I think you have a typo in the headline though.

Typing doesn't count in chat, but it might here!

#12 Post by **littlebeast13** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:00 am

christie1111 wrote:Yeah, my bad too. Nah!

Hey, ES? I think you have a typo in the headline though.

Typing doesn't count in chat, but it might here!

D'oh! And I even checked it before I posted it, because of how bad I am at typos (I had to correct 3 in this post alone!)...

It's now fixed, I hope...

lb13

ulysses5019 · #13 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:02 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
Spoiler

I love being an animal! Better than a being a beast.

Admiral Stockdale · #14 Post by **Admiral Stockdale** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:04 am

It looks like Mr. Jokey Guy and Stripe the Gremlin have been getting it on!

AnnieCamaro · #15 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:07 am

This is a most excellent drawing and a great list! I hope that "bring an animal" wasn't the typo that Miss Christie meant. I think that everybody should bring animals places, and especially me.

I have never met Mr. Alpha in person, but he makes a very handsome stunk.

/:P\

Evil Squirrel · #16 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:10 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:This is a most excellent drawing and a great list! I hope that "bring an animal" wasn't the typo that Miss Christie meant. I think that everybody should bring animals places, and especially me.

I have never met Mr. Alpha in person, but he makes a very handsome stunk.

Or maybe another species Wisconsin is famous for....

If anyone's going to bring an animal, it should be a squirrel. We are quite handy to have around, and are much better behaved than greyhounds....

~~/--\:P

MrJokeyGuy · #17 Post by **MrJokeyGuy** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:12 am

Admiral Stockdale wrote:It looks like Mr. Jokey Guy and Stripe the Gremlin have been getting it on!

I am not the father of that baby! I'm merely visiting at 3 a.m. because I am concerned about the well-being of a former acquaintance and employee who might need more money to keep her mouth shu..., I mean, to buy formula.

SportsFan68 · #18 Post by **SportsFan68** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:01 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:This is a most excellent drawing and a great list! I hope that "bring an animal" wasn't the typo that Miss Christie meant. I think that everybody should bring animals places, and especially me.

I have never met Mr. Alpha in person, but he makes a very handsome stunk.
Or maybe another species Wisconsin is famous for....

If anyone's going to bring an animal, it should be a squirrel. We are quite handy to have around, and are much better behaved than greyhounds....

~~/--\:P

COUGH!! CHOKE!!!

Thus ignoring the THROWING TENDENCIES of evil squirrels, especially the PINECONE THROWING branch of the family

ulysses5019 · #19 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:04 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:This is a most excellent drawing and a great list! I hope that "bring an animal" wasn't the typo that Miss Christie meant. I think that everybody should bring animals places, and especially me.

I have never met Mr. Alpha in person, but he makes a very handsome stunk.

/:P\

Is a stunk some sort of hybrid stoat/skunk?

SportsFan68 · #20 Post by **SportsFan68** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:13 pm

I just noticed the Green Bay tie!

What a nice touch!

ulysses5019 · #21 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:27 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:I just noticed the Green Bay tie!

What a nice touch!

I ain't wearin' no stunking tie.

AlphaDummy · #22 Post by **AlphaDummy** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:25 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:I just noticed the Green Bay tie!

What a nice touch!

Brewer mug: Even nicer.

Bottle of Point: Even nicer yet.