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#26 Post by T_Bone0806 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:12 pm

As I fast approach the stage of being a Grumpy Old Man, I say there's nothing wrong with being grumpy once in a while. If you're happy and cheerful ALL the time, people want to punch you.
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#27 Post by secondchance » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:14 pm

have a hot toddy, christie. so t-bone won't punch you.

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#28 Post by silvercamaro » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:15 pm

christie1111 wrote: I have decided I have NO REASON, at all to be grumpy.
If you'll be Grumpy, I could be Dopey.

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#29 Post by T_Bone0806 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:17 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
christie1111 wrote: I have decided I have NO REASON, at all to be grumpy.
If you'll be Grumpy, I could be Dopey.

Etaoin gets to be Doc.
I'm obviously Bashful.
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#30 Post by kayrharris » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:18 pm

What's in a hot toddy? I'm not sure I know. I've lived a somewhat sheltered life. :shock:

If I have all the stuff, I just might make one. :D
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#31 Post by secondchance » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:20 pm

could i be sleepy, sliver? cuz i really am ready for jammie time

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#32 Post by christie1111 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:20 pm

I think mostly rum
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#33 Post by frogman042 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:21 pm

I've seen my fair share of non-sequitors, but who's hording all the sequitors? Probably somone who is cognito, because they don't want you to have any of the parils - gotta go, this sentence is getting to scrutable.

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#34 Post by secondchance » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:22 pm

Hot Toddy

1 oz. Brandy
1 Tablespoon Honey
1/4 Lemon
1 cup Boiling Water
1 Tea Bag

Coat the bottom of a mug with the honey. Add brandy and juice of lemon quarter. On the side, boil water and add tea bag to make hot tea. Pour steaming tea into honey/brandy/lemon combination.


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#35 Post by silvercamaro » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:22 pm

frogman042 wrote:I've seen my fair share of non-sequitors, but who's hording all the sequitors? Probably somone who is cognito, because they don't want you to have any of the parils - gotta go, this sentence is getting to scrutable.
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#36 Post by silvercamaro » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:24 pm

I wish it were winter, and the air conditioning wasn't going full blast, and it would drop below 90 degrees outside, because what I really want is. . .












. . .a cup of hot chocolate with peppermint schnaps.
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#37 Post by christie1111 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:24 pm

Uh oh, someone here has been known to get grumpy about the spelling of sequitUr.

Not me though!

I can spell, I just can't type.
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#38 Post by kayrharris » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:24 pm

I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?

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#39 Post by frogman042 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:26 pm

christie1111 wrote:Uh oh, someone here has been known to get grumpy about the spelling of sequitUr.

Not me though!

I can spell, I just can't type.
If I could spell, I would have been a wizard!

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#40 Post by silvercamaro » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:26 pm

kayrharris wrote:I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?
We need you to try it and report back!
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#41 Post by T_Bone0806 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:26 pm

kayrharris wrote:I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?
I think you'd be violating the Lemon Law.
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#42 Post by christie1111 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:28 pm

T_Bone0806 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?
I think you'd be violating the Lemon Law.
T Bone is on a roll!

Does that make him a steak sandwich?

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#43 Post by secondchance » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:29 pm

kayrharris wrote:I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?
it'll still be smooth. do you anything sour, even a sour candy?

OJ?

hmmm what can we think of

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#44 Post by secondchance » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:30 pm

christie1111 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?
I think you'd be violating the Lemon Law.
T Bone is on a roll!

Does that make him a steak sandwich?

:P

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#45 Post by kayrharris » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:31 pm

I'm thinking Brandy Alexander

brandy
Crème de Cacao
cream

put in a shaker and pour into a martini glass and enjoy!


sounds like it might be right up my alley and I have all that stuff!!
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#46 Post by christie1111 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:34 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
kayrharris wrote:I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?
We need you to try it and report back!
It's an experiment.

Try it tonight, then tomorrow get a lemon and see which you like better.
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#47 Post by kayrharris » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:38 pm

Second Chance wrote:
kayrharris wrote:I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?
it'll still be smooth. do you anything sour, even a sour candy?

OJ?

hmmm what can we think of
I do have orange juice. Will that work?
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#48 Post by secondchance » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:38 pm

silvercamaro wrote: . . .a cup of hot chocolate with peppermint schnaps.

PERFECT idea. May I join you?

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#49 Post by secondchance » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:39 pm

kayrharris wrote:
Second Chance wrote:
kayrharris wrote:I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?
it'll still be smooth. do you anything sour, even a sour candy?

OJ?

hmmm what can we think of
I do have orange juice. Will that work?
Probably. try just a little. Do you have lime? that would work better...

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#50 Post by T_Bone0806 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:39 pm

christie1111 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:I have everything but the lemon. What happens if I leave that out?
I think you'd be violating the Lemon Law.
T Bone is on a roll!

Does that make him a steak sandwich?

:P
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