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I hardly think they need our help, whenever morning comes they will crow. They will simply get up at the crack of dawn.
And no comments about getting "up" in the morning or how tired Dawn must be.
I'm looking at you, wb
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Who, me?T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:32 amI hardly think they need our help, whenever morning comes they will crow. They will simply get up at the crack of dawn.
And no comments about getting "up" in the morning or how tired Dawn must be.
I'm looking at you, wb
I'm just talkin' about Shaft!
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Shut yo' mouth!wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:12 amWho, me?T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:32 amI hardly think they need our help, whenever morning comes they will crow. They will simply get up at the crack of dawn.
And no comments about getting "up" in the morning or how tired Dawn must be.
I'm looking at you, wb
I'm just talkin' about Shaft!
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LOL! I'm forwarding to my English teacher BFF.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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And now for some Christmas humor, here's the story of why there is often an angel on top of a Christmas tree.
It all started one year at the North Pole, much worse than what we've had here in 2020, if you can believe it.
First, the elves had been on strike for much of the summer, and toy production was behind schedule.
Donner and Blitzen had come down with hoof and mouth disease, and had to be quarantined.
Mrs. Claus was going through "the change." Imagine having hot flashes at the North Pole!
And Santa just got a letter from the IRS questioning his status as a 501(c) charity for all the toys he delivered.
So Santa was pulling out his hair at his office when Vinnie the Angel comes in, dragging a big blue spruce behind him and says....
And that is why there is an angel on top of the Christmas tree.
It all started one year at the North Pole, much worse than what we've had here in 2020, if you can believe it.
First, the elves had been on strike for much of the summer, and toy production was behind schedule.
Donner and Blitzen had come down with hoof and mouth disease, and had to be quarantined.
Mrs. Claus was going through "the change." Imagine having hot flashes at the North Pole!
And Santa just got a letter from the IRS questioning his status as a 501(c) charity for all the toys he delivered.
So Santa was pulling out his hair at his office when Vinnie the Angel comes in, dragging a big blue spruce behind him and says....
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YO SANTA!!! WHACHOO WANT ME TO DO WID DIS CHRISTMAS TREE????
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..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
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And first post in a year!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back!
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..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
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Don't get too excited. Yes, I broke the seal, but I have another one.....somewhere around here, I'm sure.silverscreenselect wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:27 amAnd first post in a year!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back!
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