Is there a 3rd Basemen Protection Program?

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Is there a 3rd Basemen Protection Program?

#1 Post by Appa23 » Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:09 pm

The Astros' 3rd baseman, Bregman, may need some place to hide after booting two balls this inning, leading to a one-run deficit becoming 6.

This game got out of hand quick!

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#2 Post by Vandal » Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:56 am

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#3 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:08 am

Oh geez. Wish I had a snappy comeback. Hope we do.
Well, then

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#4 Post by BackInTex » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:00 am

Beebs52 wrote:Oh geez. Wish I had a snappy comeback. Hope we do.
Terrible game, offensively and defensively. Didn't even look like the Astros.

The Nats are a good team. I think they would have won the game without the errors or near errors. We (the Astros) need to wake up our bats. We will not win and games with only 2 or 3 runs.
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#5 Post by Vandal » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:56 am

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#6 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:24 am

Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.
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#7 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:46 am

T_Bone0806 wrote:Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.
You're too polite. They shit the bed, not pooped.
Well, then

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#8 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:57 am

Beebs52 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.
You're too polite. They shit the bed, not pooped.


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#9 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 10:02 am

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.
You're too polite. They shit the bed, not pooped.


I do love a potty-mouthed Bored babe.


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I'll sic that fucking baby shark on you.

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#10 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:29 am

Beebs52 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.
You're too polite. They shit the bed, not pooped.

Well, you know me...elegance and class personified. :roll:

I even drink my tea pinky up. 8)
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#11 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:31 am

Also, according to the literary classic, Everyone Poops
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#12 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:40 am

T_Bone0806 wrote:Also, according to the literary classic, Everyone Poops
We adhere to Once Upon a Potty hereabouts.
Well, then

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#13 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:55 am

That was fugly.
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#14 Post by Vandal » Thu Oct 24, 2019 1:04 pm

tlynn78 wrote:That was fugly.

Great. Thanks for making this thread NSFW.
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#15 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 1:07 pm

Vandal wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:That was fugly.

Great. Thanks for making this thread NSFW.
Day late, dollah short
Well, then

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#16 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 1:35 pm

Vandal wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:That was fugly.

Great. Thanks for making this thread NSFW.

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