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A story about jerk

#1 Post by Beebs52 » Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:31 pm

The boys went to the OU Tex game this weekend. I know. Whatevs mumble...

So they stopped at Bucee's on way back and Jeff bought some tasty beef jerky, $22/pound.
It WAS good.

We had 2 bites and as we're sitting outside recapping...Dot ate it all. Half pound.

This is not good. Could backfire, literally.
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#2 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:28 am

Dot seems to be fine after inhaling the jerky. No floor deposits.
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#3 Post by Ritterskoop » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:24 am

On one hand, the meat part is what our pets should be eating more of. On the other, sometimes they put all kinds of spices in jerky, to preserve it and make it tasty -- this is what was making me nervous for Dot.

Thanks for the update.
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#4 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:36 am

Ritterskoop wrote:On one hand, the meat part is what our pets should be eating more of. On the other, sometimes they put all kinds of spices in jerky, to preserve it and make it tasty -- this is what was making me nervous for Dot.

Thanks for the update.
I know! Plus it's all fibrous, chewy weird and what with her not actually chewing it...
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#5 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:48 am

Poor Dot -- It sounds like she'll be OK. The worst for you may be yet to come, though -- with Annie, it's the second day after she eats whatever it is that the blowouts occur. Ugh!

Here's hoping no blowouts.
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#6 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:50 am

This reminded me about when my dog ate two pounds of cheese that my girlfriend had left on the kitchen counter. :shock: Everything came out okay.
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#7 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:09 am

SportsFan68 wrote:Poor Dot -- It sounds like she'll be OK. The worst for you may be yet to come, though -- with Annie, it's the second day after she eats whatever it is that the blowouts occur. Ugh!

Here's hoping no blowouts.
She pooped on her walk so fingers crossed
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#8 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:12 am

Bob Juch wrote:This reminded me about when my dog ate two pounds of cheese that my girlfriend had left on the kitchen counter. :shock: Everything came out okay.
Back in the day Beebs ate the paper bag full of Halloween candy and/or caramel and chocolate. Gave him hydro. perox to vomit, and it was a foamy mess. Worked. Oh. Ate glitter and face paint and laid the golden turd!
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