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#1 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:40 pm

Mr. NE1, I am a very brave girl. Everybody says so. I also have proven my ability to withstand pain of a magnitude that would level other dogs. Considering these factors, I am asking you sincerely to consider changing your avatar photo. Now, that guy is scary, and it hurts to look at him!

I know who it is. It's Mr. Congressman Rep. Henry Waxman. I do not mean to make fun of Mr. Henry's appearance. He cannot help that his nostrils are the size of the well that swallowed up Baby Jessica. I personally have a big nose, with proportionally sized nostrils. But Mr. Henry's nostrils are scary. They are the mysterious Black Holes that will suck up the entire universe and spit out rogue galaxies for change. I tremble at the sight of them.

I am certain that you do not look a thing like Mr. Henry. I can tell by the way you write that you are very nice-looking, for a two-footer. Please don't make me look at that avatar any more. Please find a different picture that doesn't include Mr. Henry, so that I can declare you to be downright handsome. Thank you very much for your consideration.

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Annie
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#2 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:54 pm

Where is that darn rec button?
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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#3 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:21 pm

I did not know that Ms. Anniecamaro was a Republican.
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#4 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:35 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:I did not know that Ms. Anniecamaro was a Republican.
I am not a Republican, and I am not a Democrat, and I am neither a Republicrat nor a Demoblican. If they won't let me vote, I say let 'em figure out everything for theirownselves.

I only know that Mr. Henry has a most unfortunate and frightening honker.
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#5 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:50 pm

Ah, so you believe in antiduranteism....
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#6 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:54 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:Ah, so you believe in antiduranteism....
It's not the size of the schnozzola, it's the ola in the schnozz.
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#7 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:30 pm

While we're on the subject of avatars, I'd like to ask Mr. Ulysses, if he's going to shave, to please finish the job! :roll: :P
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#8 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:34 pm

I think furry backs are pretty.

I'm letting my own back grow.
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#9 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:36 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:I think furry backs are pretty.

I'm letting my own back grow.
Yes, I think that's the right grooming decision for you.

And maybe for Mr. Uly, but his fur doesn't look quite so luxurious. :P
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#10 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:41 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Yes, I think that's the right grooming decision for you.

And maybe for Mr. Uly, but his fur doesn't look quite so luxurious. :P
That can't be Mr. Uly. He would be a silverback.
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#11 Post by ne1410s » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:46 pm

Dear Annie,

I'm so sorry if I caused you one moment of distress during your convalescence. I have changed my avatar to one of my recent head shots.

'zif....
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#12 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:56 pm

Ah...that feels better....and even though this is not my best side, I'm better looking than the 10s dude's new head shot....
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#13 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:58 pm

ne1410s wrote:Dear Annie,

I'm so sorry if I caused you one moment of distress during your convalescence. I have changed my avatar to one of my recent head shots.

'zif....
Dear Mr. NE1,

I knew it! I knew you were the best-looking, handsomest, most debonaire, and most considerate two-footed humanitarian of all time.

Good boy. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Would you like a cookie? I think the pinkies and the greenies are the tastiest. You may have your choice. It's the least I can do for such a wonderful person.

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Annie
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#14 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:59 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:Ah...that feels better....and even though this is not my best side, I'm better looking than the 10s dude's new head shot....
You do have nice buns, Mr. Uly.
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#15 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:00 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:Ah...that feels better....and even though this is not my best side, I'm better looking than the 10s dude's new head shot....
Don't forget to freshen up after.
Well, then
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Re: Dear Mr. NE1

#16 Post by silverscreenselect » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:35 am

AnnieCamaro wrote: Considering these factors, I am asking you sincerely to consider changing your avatar photo. Now, that guy is scary, and it hurts to look at him!

I know who it is. It's Mr. Congressman Rep. Henry Waxman. I do not mean to make fun of Mr. Henry's appearance. He cannot help that his nostrils are the size of the well that swallowed up Baby Jessica. I personally have a big nose, with proportionally sized nostrils. But Mr. Henry's nostrils are scary. They are the mysterious Black Holes that will suck up the entire universe and spit out rogue galaxies for change. I tremble at the sight of them.
I do happen to look a lot like Henry Waxman, and I've had people tell me that. I don't think we have big nostrils.....
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Re: Dear Mr. NE1

#17 Post by AnnieCamaro » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:05 am

silverscreenselect wrote: I do happen to look a lot like Henry Waxman, and I've had people tell me that. I don't think we have big nostrils.....
Mr. silverscreen, I have seen you on the tv with Mr. Regis. I am pleased to tell you that I never for one moment thought you looked like Mr. Henry. The people who tell you you look like him are not your friends.

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#18 Post by peacock2121 » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:58 am

Mr Henry looks a bit like a weasel.
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