Toddlers at Chili's
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Toddlers at Chili's
We had lunch at Chili's this weekend in a nice booth with Sam and Eric sitting across from me. It was so funny to watch them almost do a triple take at someone who was walking by our table. Sam kept looking, and then looking back at me like she was looking at something she shouldn't be. I could only see the back of who this was after she passed. It was a little girl, probably about 5, with BIG HUGE HONKIN' HAIR and a little body. Sam said her little face had a ton of make up on it.
Shortly after that, more of the party arrived with more little girls and more moms. It was weird to hear the somewhat typical kid sounds coming from all these little made-up people. They were really whiny, and probably hungry. The moms were chatting away and seemed to be annoyed at the kids. It was odd to hear the whines from what would appear to be a much older face. It made me sad.
Shortly after that, more of the party arrived with more little girls and more moms. It was weird to hear the somewhat typical kid sounds coming from all these little made-up people. They were really whiny, and probably hungry. The moms were chatting away and seemed to be annoyed at the kids. It was odd to hear the whines from what would appear to be a much older face. It made me sad.
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Re: Toddlers at Chili's
When you watch Toddlers & Tiaras or Little Miss Perfect, you can't help but
wonder if these kids have any semblance of a normal life. The mom's are
in it for themselves as much as the poor toddlers.
Big Hair is definitely the correct description for most of the poor little things!
kay
wonder if these kids have any semblance of a normal life. The mom's are
in it for themselves as much as the poor toddlers.
Big Hair is definitely the correct description for most of the poor little things!
kay
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Re: Toddlers at Chili's
I was a runway model at two and I turned out OK.kayrharris wrote:When you watch Toddlers & Tiaras or Little Miss Perfect, you can't help but
wonder if these kids have any semblance of a normal life. The mom's are
in it for themselves as much as the poor toddlers.
Big Hair is definitely the correct description for most of the poor little things!
kay
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Re: Toddlers at Chili's
This is the funniest single sentence ever to appear on this board.Bob Juch wrote:
I was a runway model at two and I turned out OK.
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Re: Toddlers at Chili's
These are the same exact Moms who will be horrified when their girls tell them they're pregnant at 16...and they'll never get the connection.kayrharris wrote:When you watch Toddlers & Tiaras or Little Miss Perfect, you can't help but
wonder if these kids have any semblance of a normal life. The mom's are
in it for themselves as much as the poor toddlers.
Big Hair is definitely the correct description for most of the poor little things!
kay
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I just spewed my morning coffee all over the computer screen!!!!!!!!!Bob Juch wrote:I was a runway model at two and I turned out OK.kayrharris wrote:When you watch Toddlers & Tiaras or Little Miss Perfect, you can't help but
wonder if these kids have any semblance of a normal life. The mom's are
in it for themselves as much as the poor toddlers.
Big Hair is definitely the correct description for most of the poor little things!
kay
kay
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Re: Toddlers at Chili's
It's twice as funny to me...silvercamaro wrote:This is the funniest single sentence ever to appear on this board.Bob Juch wrote:
I was a runway model at two and I turned out OK.
Bob Juch wrote:I was a runway model at two
Bob Juch wrote:I turned out OK.
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Re: Toddlers at Chili's
Bob Juch wrote:I was a runway model at two and I turned out OK.kayrharris wrote:When you watch Toddlers & Tiaras or Little Miss Perfect, you can't help but
wonder if these kids have any semblance of a normal life. The mom's are
in it for themselves as much as the poor toddlers.
Big Hair is definitely the correct description for most of the poor little things!
kay
Except for the huge tread marks....
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Re: Toddlers at Chili's
Found it!littlebeast13 wrote:Bob Juch wrote:I was a runway model at two and I turned out OK.kayrharris wrote:When you watch Toddlers & Tiaras or Little Miss Perfect, you can't help but
wonder if these kids have any semblance of a normal life. The mom's are
in it for themselves as much as the poor toddlers.
Big Hair is definitely the correct description for most of the poor little things!
kay
Except for the huge tread marks....
lb13
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
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