So. Crosswords
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So. Crosswords
We've been doing crosswords jointly, (huh huh I said jointly), forever. Ranger Jeff calls out whatever the clue is, I respond, rightly or wrongly. He knows some quite esoteric answers but can't spell worth shit.
We combine our resources as it were.
Anyway, Dot was lying next to us on the patio, dreaming, semi running in her sleep, and for several answers that we agreed upon her tail would plop, followed by a totally rank dog fart.
China's___ Xiaoping
Deng.
Plop, silent killer fart
A Little Night Music's Star
Glynnis Johns
Two plops, silent killer fart
I would never lie.
We combine our resources as it were.
Anyway, Dot was lying next to us on the patio, dreaming, semi running in her sleep, and for several answers that we agreed upon her tail would plop, followed by a totally rank dog fart.
China's___ Xiaoping
Deng.
Plop, silent killer fart
A Little Night Music's Star
Glynnis Johns
Two plops, silent killer fart
I would never lie.
Well, then
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Re: So. Crosswords
I hope the Houston Astros don't get wind of this...it could be a new way to let their hitters know what pitches are coming.
Keep a close eye on Dot...
Keep a close eye on Dot...
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Re: So. Crosswords
I hope they didn't get wind of it too, they have enough problems without dog farts.T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:04 pmI hope the Houston Astros don't get wind of this...it could be a new way to let their hitters know what pitches are coming.
Keep a close eye on Dot...
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You said wind. HehhehhehT_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:04 pmI hope the Houston Astros don't get wind of this...it could be a new way to let their hitters know what pitches are coming.
Keep a close eye on Dot...
Well, then
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Sorta like all the rest of the teams not playing. Oh well.Bob Juch wrote: ↑Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:31 pmI hope they didn't get wind of it too, they have enough problems without dog farts.T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:04 pmI hope the Houston Astros don't get wind of this...it could be a new way to let their hitters know what pitches are coming.
Keep a close eye on Dot...
Well, then
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Re: So. Crosswords
Miss Mary has been letting go of the most deadly silent farts lately. I thought to call the vet, but she is coming up on 17, and at some point, we just don't process food as efficiently.
Or maybe it is MORE efficient, to convert it to gas.
We need to attach some sort of collection device, to harness this power source.
Or maybe it is MORE efficient, to convert it to gas.
We need to attach some sort of collection device, to harness this power source.
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Re: So. Crosswords
I friend got me hooked on a phone app call Kryss. It's a cross-word type game, but you play against a competitor. The word clues are sometimes a bit Euro-centric, which makes it a bit interesting, at times. One of my faves: "can't be arsed"
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Re: So. Crosswords
your story about Dot brought to mind the famous George Carlin sketch about blaming his farts on the dog.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
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Re: So. Crosswords
That's not even one of my farts!
One night I thought Dot had taken a dump in our bedroom, the miasma of rankness was so palpable and enveloping.
One night I thought Dot had taken a dump in our bedroom, the miasma of rankness was so palpable and enveloping.
Well, then
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Re: So. Crosswords
Trying to remember what movie had scenes showing an elderly man (I think) farting loudly and the family dog suddenly awakening, jumping up, and getting the hell out of the room as quickly as possible. Pretty funny.
Any of y'all Mr. and Miss Know-it-alls remember this?
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Roomie says it is "10," and it was the older lady housekeeper. I would have guessed a Pink Panther movie or "Airplane."
All I know about that movie is that it included Bo Derek.
All I know about that movie is that it included Bo Derek.
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Skoop! Bingo!Ritterskoop wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:22 pmRoomie says it is "10," and it was the older lady housekeeper. I would have guessed a Pink Panther movie or "Airplane."
All I know about that movie is that it included Bo Derek.
Please tell roomie thanks. That was gonna bother me.
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Ritterskoop wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:22 pmRoomie says it is "10," and it was the older lady housekeeper. I would have guessed a Pink Panther movie or "Airplane."
All I know about that movie is that it included Bo Derek.
Don't forget Dudley Moore and Julie Andrews were in it too.IMDb wrote:[the dog runs out of the room after Mrs. Kissel farts]
Reverend: Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.
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Re: So. Crosswords
Skoop, it's funny that you thought of the Pink Panther movies. Also Blake Edwards, of course. Here's the scene from "10." Took about a minute and a half to set it up. Not unlike a lot of the humor in PP films.wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 10:35 pmSkoop! Bingo!Ritterskoop wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:22 pmRoomie says it is "10," and it was the older lady housekeeper. I would have guessed a Pink Panther movie or "Airplane."
All I know about that movie is that it included Bo Derek.
Please tell roomie thanks. That was gonna bother me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTrjQ3Cdbo