Transcript 4/8/20 Will Forte

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Transcript 4/8/20 Will Forte

#1 Post by BBTranscriptTeam » Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:53 am

Will Forte
Comedian

Will is playing for The Pangea Network, which helps women and children in Kenya and the U.S.

Will’s +1 is his father Reb.


$100
Which of these statements best describes the 2019 movie “Ad Astra”?
A: Will Smith sails around the world B: Keanu Reeves crosses the Sahara
C: Brad Pitt goes to space D: Matt Damon buys a zoo
Answer
C: Brad Pitt goes to space
$200
In the classic song “The Wheels on the Bus,” what part of the bus goes “swish, swish, swish”?
A: Doors B: Wipers
C: Driver D: Horn
Answer
B: Wipers
$300
Each thanksgiving, the U.S. president “pardons” a what?
A: Turkey B: Chicken
C: Cow D: Pig
Answer
A: Turkey
Commercial break

$500
Best-selling novelist Stephen King is often referred to as the “Master of” what?
A: Romance B: Horror
C: Young Adult D: Self-help
Answer
B: Horror
$1,000
Servicing the Seattle community since 1987, “DrSnip” is a medical clinic that has performed over 22,000 what?
A: Root canals B: Vasectomies
C: Hip replacements D: Blood transfusions
Answer
B: Vasectomies
The horn
Will will be back next time.
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#2 Post by earendel » Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:58 am

Nihil obstat®. I suppose people will watch this for the celebrities. Certainly not for the game itself. And although it's a disaster, I somehow can't look away.
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#3 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Apr 09, 2020 12:15 pm

earendel wrote:
Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:58 am
Nihil obstat®. I suppose people will watch this for the celebrities. Certainly not for the game itself. And although it's a disaster, I somehow can't look away.
It's just like how we're itching to get out of our social isolation. We'd watch the show for the sake of the good ol' days, no matter how much they butcher it.

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#4 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Apr 10, 2020 10:53 am

I'm pissed off that they didn't mention "The Last Man on Earth". That's the only comedy I've watched on TV in years.
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