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Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:17 pm
by Mitzi The Bimbocorn
Tomorrow's, like, totally Valentine's Day!!! And just thinking about all the wuv and affliction Mitzi will be, like, getting from all of the studmuffins out there makes Mitzi so totally moisties in her special place!!! You can, like, totally take it from a Valentine's unicorn pwushie... girly whirlies out there want to be showered with presents tomorrow!!! Like, my BFFWB LB has totally put together this game with all kinds of coolio suggestions from the lucky filly in your life! Like, Buh bye!!! Mitzi has to go put her heart shaped pasties on for the VD par-tay she was invited to at Net Game Central!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah

3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere

8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more

11. Uh you like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she like her pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.

Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...

Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 6:28 am
by kroxquo
Edited two fix image
Spoiler
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah

3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you

This Diamond Ring - Gary Lewis & the Playboys

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere

Teddy Bear - Elvis Presley

8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind

Ruby Tuesday - Rolling Stones

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more

Nights in White Satin - Moody Blues

11. Uh you like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she like her pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title. Sea Cruise - Frankie Ford

Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...

This ought to be just enough for a fun evening.
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:13 am
by PanicinDetroit
my funny valentine
1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know
BED OF ROSES - BON JOVI

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah
KISS - PRINCE

3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water
I WANT CANDY - BOW WOW WOW

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you
THIS DIAMOND RING - GARY LEWIS AND THE PLAYBOYS

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you
HEARTS - MARTY BALIN

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
TEDDY BEAR - ELVIS PRESLEY

8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say
PEARL NECKLACE - ZZ TOP

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind
RUBY TUESDAY - THE ROLLING STONES

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more
NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN - THE MOODY BLUES

11. Uh you like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she like her pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca
THE THONG SONG - SISQUO

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.
PINK CADILLAC - BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN (FOR THE REALLY GENEROUS...)

Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:27 am
by ShamelessWeasel
Spoiler
1. nope
2. Kiss- Prince
3. I want Candy - Bow Wow Wow
4. nope
5. nope
6. Longfellow Serenade - Neil Diamond
7. nope
8. Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top
9. Ruby Tuesday
10. Nights in white Satin - Moody Blues
11. nope
12. Dick in a box - Lonely Island


Kroxquo Bonus: Orgasm Addict - Buzzcocks (pretty much what every valentine wants)

Image Bonus: On Valentine's Day I am thinking of my valentine dying sooooo.......

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:31 am
by ShamelessWeasel
Spoiler
And for the valentine card NOBODY ever wants

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:45 am
by earendel
Spoiler
4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you
THIS DIAMOND RING - Gary Lewis & the Playboys

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
TEDDY BEAR - Elvis Presley

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more
NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN - Moody Blues

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER - Shirley Bassey

Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:42 am
by franktangredi
Spoiler
3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water
I WANT CANDY/BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you
THIS DIAMOND RING/JERRY LEWIS'S UNTALENTED SON AND THE PLAYBOYS

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you
HEARTS/MARTY BALIN

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
TEDDY BEAR/ELVIS PRESLEY

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind
RUBY TUESDAY/THE ROLLING STONES

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more
NIGHTS IN WHITE SATINS/THE MOODY BLUES

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
DICK IN A BOX/JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.
LOVE LETTERS IN THE SAND/PAT BOONE
Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:24 am
by T_Bone0806
Spoiler
Mitzi The Bimbocorn wrote:
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know

Get This Mouse Outta My Piano-Tom the Cat

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah

Kiss-Prince

3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water

I Want Candy-Well, since I'm old, my first thought was the original by The Strangeloves, but going by the gender-targeted lyrics here, you're looking for Bow Wow Wow in this case.

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you

This Diamond Ring-Gary Lewis and The Playboys

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you

And how I hate this song so very much...Hearts-Marty Balin. That last time he sings "Is everything alright?" he sounds like he's dying and taking a dump at the same time. And whining like Hardy Har-Har in the old Lippy the Lion cartoons....how's that for a prehistoric reference?

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely

Longfellow's Serenade-Neil Diamond

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere

(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear-Elvis Presley. #1 on the day I was born.

8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

Say Goodbye To Your Little Friend, John-Lorena B.

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind

Ruby Tuesday-Rolling Stones

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more

Nights In White Satin-Moody Blues

11. Uh you like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she like her pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca

Clara Peller Finds The Beef-The Frightening Mental Images

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

A Fancy Way To Say I'm Flat Broke-The Flimsy Excuses


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.

Daisy A Day-Jud Strunk



Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:55 am
by Vandal
Spoiler
5. Hearts - Marty Balin
6. Longfellow Serenade - Neil Diamond
9. Ruby Tuesday - Rolling Stones
10. Nights In White Satin - The Moody Blues

Kroxquo Bonus: Candy Girl - The Four Seasons

Image Bonus:
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:19 pm
by littlebeast13
I can already tell this is going to be another banner Image Bonus. Hell, it might be the only reason I still host this game every year....

lb13

Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:52 pm
by Hotseat Or Bust!
Spoiler
3.) I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow, 6.) Longfellow Serenade - Neil Diamond 9.) Ruby Tuesday - The Rolling Stones, 10.) Knights In White Satin - The Moody Blues. Krox Bonus: Band Of Gold - Freda Payne.

Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:14 pm
by mellytu74
Spoiler
1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know

BED OF ROSES - BON JOVI

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah

KISS - PRICE

3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water

I WANT CANDY - BOW WOW WOW

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you

THIS DIAMOND RING - GARY LEWIS & THE PLAYBOYS

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you

HEARTS - MARTY BALIN

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely

LONGFELLOW SERENADE - NEIL DIAMOND

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere

TEDDY BEAR - ELVIS

8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

PEARL NECKLACE - ZZ TOP

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind

RUBY TUESDAY - ROLLING STONE

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more

NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN - MOODY BLUES

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

DICK IN A BOX - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND ANDY SAMBERG

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.

FLOWERS ON THE WALL - STATLER BROTHERS

Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:08 am
by Estonut
Mitzi The Bimbocorn
Tomorrow's, like, totally Valentine's Day!!! And just thinking about all the wuv and affliction Mitzi will be, like, getting from all of the studmuffins out there makes Mitzi so totally moisties in her special place!!! You can, like, totally take it from a Valentine's unicorn pwushie... girly whirlies out there want to be showered with presents tomorrow!!! Like, my BFFWB LB has totally put together this game with all kinds of coolio suggestions from the lucky filly in your life! Like, Buh bye!!! Mitzi has to go put her heart shaped pasties on for the VD par-tay she was invited to at Net Game Central!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah

Kiss - Tom Jones and Art of Noise/Prince


3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water

I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow


4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely

Longfellow Serenade - Neil Diamond


7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere

(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear - Elvis, ZZ Top


8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top (You romantic, you, lb!)


9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain't life unkind

Ruby Tuesday - The Stones


10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more

Nights in White Satin - Moody Blues


11. Uh you like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she like her pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca

Thong Song - Sisqo


12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

Dick in a Box - The Lonely Island (Damn you, I thought I had a great Krox lined up...)


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.

L.M.L.Y.P. - Ween (Look it up if you don't know it!)


Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:19 am
by mrkelley23
Mitzi The Bimbocorn
Tomorrow's, like, totally Valentine's Day!!! And just thinking about all the wuv and affliction Mitzi will be, like, getting from all of the studmuffins out there makes Mitzi so totally moisties in her special place!!! You can, like, totally take it from a Valentine's unicorn pwushie... girly whirlies out there want to be showered with presents tomorrow!!! Like, my BFFWB LB has totally put together this game with all kinds of coolio suggestions from the lucky filly in your life! Like, Buh bye!!! Mitzi has to go put her heart shaped pasties on for the VD par-tay she was invited to at Net Game Central!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah

Kiss -- Prince

3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water

I Want Candy -- Bow Wow Wow

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you

This Diamond Ring -- Gerry Lewis and the Playboys

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely

Longfellow's Serenade -- Neil Diamond

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere

Teddy Bear -- Elvis Presley

8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind

Ruby Tuesday -- Rolling Stones

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more

Nights in White Satin -- Moody Blues

11. Uh you like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she like her pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca

Thong Song -- Sisqo

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

Dick in a Box -- The Lonely Island


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.

Sex and Candy (in that order ) -- Marcy's Playground

Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:32 am
by A Non E. Muss
My apologies to you for getting invited to that Net Game Central party, Mitzi. You don't wanna know what they'll do to you after it's over. :shock:
Spoiler
1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know

I DON'T HOST NETGAMES, BUT I'M STILL GODDAMN ANNOYING-Nathan Diniz

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah

KISS-The Art Of Noise & Tom Jones (Oh yeah, that purple guy did that song, too. :P )

3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water

I WANT CANDY-Bow Wow Wow

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you

THIS DIAMOND RING-Gary Lewis & The Playboys

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you

I INTERRUPT NETGAMES ALL THE TIME-Nathan Diniz

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely

WHEN I PLAY NETGAMES, I ABSOLUTELY SUCK AT THEM-Nathan Diniz

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere

NGC IS ONE BIG SAUSAGE PARTY-Nathan Diniz

8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

SERIOUSLY, WE CAN'T GET ANY GIRLS (or Squirrels) TO JOIN-Nathan Diniz

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind

99.9% OF NGC ARE STILL VIRGINS (INCLUDING ME)-Nathan Diniz

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more

ACTUALLY, IT MIGHT BE 0% AFTER MITZI GETS HERE-Nathan Diniz

11. Uh you like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she like her pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca

THONG SONG-Sisqo

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

WHEN'S MITZI ARRIVING AT THE PARTY? I NEED SOME UNICORN LOVIN'-Nathan Diniz

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.

I WANT YOUR SEX-George Michael

Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:05 am
by Earl the Squirrel
Mitzi The Bimbocorn
Tomorrow's, like, totally Valentine's Day!!! And just thinking about all the wuv and affliction Mitzi will be, like, getting from all of the studmuffins out there makes Mitzi so totally moisties in her special place!!! You can, like, totally take it from a Valentine's unicorn pwushie... girly whirlies out there want to be showered with presents tomorrow!!! Like, my BFFWB LB has totally put together this game with all kinds of coolio suggestions from the lucky filly in your life! Like, Buh bye!!! Mitzi has to go put her heart shaped pasties on for the VD par-tay she was invited to at Net Game Central!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know

Bed of Roses - Bon Jovi

Now you'd think that song is in my head, right? No, it's the other Bed of Roses by the Statler Brothers. Arrrgh!

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah

Kiss - Prince

And not eve His Royal Badness can dislodge it. I need something with a bass line, stat!

3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water

I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow

Okay, that did it...

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you

This Diamond Ring - Gary Lewis

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere

Teddy Bear - Elvis Presley

8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top

And there goes the krox. Because what could be more thoughtless? Ha!

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind

Ruby Tuesday - Rolling Stones

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more

11. Uh you like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she like her pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca

Thong Song - SIsqo

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

Dick in a Box - Justin Timberlake and those Lonely Island guys

as opposed to testicles in a mason jar....

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a possible Valentine's Day gift from a guy to his sweetie in the title.

Just a Friend - Biz Markie

Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...

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Brought to you by the dadism "useless as tits on a chicken"

Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:25 am
by littlebeast13
1. Sitting here wasted
And wounded at this old piano
Trying hard to capture the moment
This morning, I don't know
Bed Of Roses - Bon Jovi (Like pretty much all 90's Bon Jovi, this song's a flaming piece of raw sewage...)

2. You can`t be too flirty, mama
I know how to undress me, yeah
Kiss - Tom Jones & The Art of Noise (The original is one of my least favorite overplayed songs ever, while the Jones/Noise version is one of my all time favorite covers of a song. So yeah, I'm not even mentioning the Purple Guy...)

3. You're my guy
What the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make
My mouth water
I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow (I remember the first time I heard the Strangeloves version. It just seemed so wrong. That's such a classic 80's song, there's no way it could have been a cover of an oldie...)

4. So if you've got someone whose love is true
Let it shine for you
This Diamond Ring - Gary Lewis & The Playboys (I'm sure someone at some point in a past LSWE game mentioned he was Jerry Lewis' son and I just forgot it... but I was surprised to read Frank's comment...)

5. Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here
And how I still care about you
Hearts - Marty Balin

6. You know that I was born
For a night like this
Warmed by a stolen kiss
For I was lonely
And she was lonely
Longfellow Serenade - Neil Diamond

7. Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
(Some Parenthetical) Teddy Bear - Elvis Presley

8. She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say
Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top (I'm pretty preverted and not particularly sheltered... but it wasn't until an elwood comment in an LSWE about 7 or 8 years ago that I learned that pearl necklace was actually a nasty euphemism...)

9. Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and
You will lose your mind
Ain`t life unkind
Ruby Tuesday - Rolling Stones

10. Beauty, I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more
Nights in White Satin - Moody Blues (This song belongs on the same list as the crappy version of "Kiss" of awful and overplayed songs...)

11. Uh you like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she like her pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca
Thong Song - Sisqo

12. Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Dick in a Box - Lonely Island & Justin Timberlake


Image Bonus: I'm a pretty thoughtless guy, so show me a pretty thoughtless Valentine's gift...

I love watching one of the most material of all holidays be reduced to tackiness. Of the many good awful gifts, Weasel (who has been on fire this year with the Image Bonuses) found the best one of a pre-arranged funeral for the one you love. 5 IBB points to the shameless one...

Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:39 am
by littlebeast13
JJC Points:


Krox gets 3 JJC points for being kinky...

Panic gets 2 JJC points for teasing with the Cadillac, then springing for the Hoover...

Weasel gets a supermax for overwhelming his valentine, and the Hitler card was cute in its own little way...

frank gets 2 JJC points for too much barking and for the gift of botox...

TBone gets 3 JJC points for breaking down bad early 80's songs, Clara Peller's beef, and for the gift of Jenny Craig...

Vandal and melly each get 2 JJC points for getting each other the same gift. Awwwww....

Esto gets 3 JJC points for not recognizing how romantic a pearl necklace is, the original groupon, and for a Krox I didn't look up, but did figure out what the acronym stood for pretty quick...

mrk gets 3 JJC points for sex before candy, and for the candy being..... ewwwww....

Anon gets 2 JJC points for not recognizing his Image Bonus in the game, and for not joining his pals for fun with Mitzi (Oh, that's right, no equine gals for you)...

Earl gets 2 JJC points for testicles in a mason jar and for body by Tyson...


Points:

Krox 17+3
Panic 27+2
Weasel 20+5+5
ear 8
frank 21+2
TBone 25+3
Vandal 15+2
Hottie 10
melly 29+2
Esto 25+3
mrk 25+3
Anon 15+2
Earl 25+2

Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:01 am
by T_Bone0806
littlebeast13 wrote:
I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow (I remember the first time I heard the Strangeloves version. It just seemed so wrong. That's such a classic 80's song, there's no way it could have been a cover of an oldie...)
This 'band's" story is one of the weirdest in rock history. They were 3 guys from New York who had written and produced, among other things, "My Boyfriend's Back". When the British Invasion started making it rather difficult for American artists to score hits, they decided to come up with a British identity, but since none of them could pull off a convincing British accent, they settled on the premise of being three Australian aborigine brothers who were raised on a sheep farm...! In addition to this song, they had a couple of other lower end Top 40 hits, and also recorded "Hang On Sloopy" for their first album. In fact, Rick Derringer just recorded his lead vocal over The Strangeloves' instrumental track from the album, and it was released under The McCoys' name, hitting Number One.

All 3 "Strangeloves" went on to successful behind the scene...one of them founded Sire Records, home of Madonna and Talking Heads, and produced the first albums by Marshall Crenshaw and The Go-Gos, among others.

Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/13/20

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:39 pm
by mrkelley23
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:01 am
littlebeast13 wrote:
I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow (I remember the first time I heard the Strangeloves version. It just seemed so wrong. That's such a classic 80's song, there's no way it could have been a cover of an oldie...)
This 'band's" story is one of the weirdest in rock history. They were 3 guys from New York who had written and produced, among other things, "My Boyfriend's Back". When the British Invasion started making it rather difficult for American artists to score hits, they decided to come up with a British identity, but since none of them could pull off a convincing British accent, they settled on the premise of being three Australian aborigine brothers who were raised on a sheep farm...! In addition to this song, they had a couple of other lower end Top 40 hits, and also recorded "Hang On Sloopy" for their first album. In fact, Rick Derringer just recorded his lead vocal over The Strangeloves' instrumental track from the album, and it was released under The McCoys' name, hitting Number One.

All 3 "Strangeloves" went on to successful behind the scene...one of them founded Sire Records, home of Madonna and Talking Heads, and produced the first albums by Marshall Crenshaw and The Go-Gos, among others.
Thank you, TBone. You're awesome. I didn't know any of this.