Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:45 am
Huh huh huh! Hey Beavis! Check this out. So.... uh, we get to, like, host this game today...
Game? What game? I hope it's not gonna be hard like Sodicku or Candy Land!
Huh huh huh!!! You play Candy Land? You wuss!
Shut up, Butthead! I can totally kick my mom's ass at it! Heh heh! Mr. Mint rules!
So, uh, anyway. This game's got, like, songs in it that have.... you know... funny words in the titles. Words that always make us, huh huh huh, laugh.
Cool! So these are songs about fartknockers? And asswipes? And Bungholes? Heh heh!!! BUNGHOLE!!!!
Uh.... no.
Really? Well, that sucks! Dammit!!! I want songs about bungholes!!!!
AAAHHHH!!!
Huh huh huh..... dumbass!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....
1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day
2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away
3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever
4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you
5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes
6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's
7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show
8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money
9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light
10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left
11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by
12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title contains an intentional or unintentional innuendo that immature people like me would laugh at.
Image Bonus: Show me some visual innuendo.
Game? What game? I hope it's not gonna be hard like Sodicku or Candy Land!
Huh huh huh!!! You play Candy Land? You wuss!
Shut up, Butthead! I can totally kick my mom's ass at it! Heh heh! Mr. Mint rules!
So, uh, anyway. This game's got, like, songs in it that have.... you know... funny words in the titles. Words that always make us, huh huh huh, laugh.
Cool! So these are songs about fartknockers? And asswipes? And Bungholes? Heh heh!!! BUNGHOLE!!!!
Uh.... no.
Really? Well, that sucks! Dammit!!! I want songs about bungholes!!!!
AAAHHHH!!!
Huh huh huh..... dumbass!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....
1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day
2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away
3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever
4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you
5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes
6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's
7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show
8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money
9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light
10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left
11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by
12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title contains an intentional or unintentional innuendo that immature people like me would laugh at.
Image Bonus: Show me some visual innuendo.