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Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#1 Post by Beavis & Butthead » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:45 am

Huh huh huh! Hey Beavis! Check this out. So.... uh, we get to, like, host this game today...

Game? What game? I hope it's not gonna be hard like Sodicku or Candy Land!

Huh huh huh!!! You play Candy Land? You wuss!

Shut up, Butthead! I can totally kick my mom's ass at it! Heh heh! Mr. Mint rules!

So, uh, anyway. This game's got, like, songs in it that have.... you know... funny words in the titles. Words that always make us, huh huh huh, laugh.

Cool! So these are songs about fartknockers? And asswipes? And Bungholes? Heh heh!!! BUNGHOLE!!!!

Uh.... no.

Really? Well, that sucks! Dammit!!! I want songs about bungholes!!!!

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AAAHHHH!!!

Huh huh huh..... dumbass!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you

5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes

6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's

7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show

8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left

11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#2 Post by franktangredi » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:13 am

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1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day
HOW LONG/ACE

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away
BAD TO THE BONE/GEORGE THOROGOOD

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever
COME ON EILEEN (THEN GET HER A TISSUE)/DEXY'S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you
WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT?/TOM JONES

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city
ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK/MURRAY HEAD - a threefer if you count the artist!

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#3 Post by ShamelessWeasel » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:16 am

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1. nope
2. Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood
3. Come on Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners
4. What's new pusstcat - Tom Jones
5. Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
6. Cool Jerk - Human Sexual Response (And many many others)
7. Load out - Jackson Browne
8. nope
9. nope
10. nope
11. Big Log - Robert Plant
12. One night in Bangkok - Murray Head (did you build a whole theme around this song just to make sure you got it in? Huh Huh - You said "got it in")


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#4 Post by T_Bone0806 » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:13 am

Spoiler
Beavis & Butthead wrote:

1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day

How Long-Ace

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away

Bad To The Bone-George Thorogood and The Destroyers

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever

Come On Eileen-Dexy's Midnight Runners

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you

What's New Pussycat?-Tom Jones

5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes

Sign, Sign, Everywhere A Sign-The Houston Astros

6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's

Cool Jerk-The Capitols

7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show

The Load Out/Stay-Jackson Browne

8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money

Bowling For Twizzlers-The Low Budget Game Showz

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light

Love's Been A Little Bit Hard On Me-Juice Newton

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left

Sorry, I Ate All The Twizzlers-Low Budget Game Show Host

11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by

Big Log-Robert Plant

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city

One Night in Bangkok-Murray Head.

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#5 Post by PanicinDetroit » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:14 am

Monday
1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day
HOW LONG - ACE

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away
BAD TO THE BONE - GEORGE THOROGOOD AND THE DESTROYERS

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever
COME ON EILEEN - DEXY'S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you
WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT - TOM JONES

5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes

6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's
GIVE A LITTLE BIT - SUPERTRAMP

7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show
THE LOAD OUT/STAY - JACKSON BROWNE

8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money
LICK IT UP - KISS

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left
BLOW ME (ONE LAST KISS) - PINK

11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by
BIG LOG - ROBERT PLANT

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city
ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK - MURRAY HEAD


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#6 Post by kroxquo » Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:31 am

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day

How Long Has This Been Going On - Ace

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away

Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you

5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes

6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's

7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show

8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left

11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city

THERE IT IS!!!!!! One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head

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What's. New Pussycat - Tom Jones

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#7 Post by Vandal » Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:47 am

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1. How Long - Ace
2. Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood/Destroyers
4. What's new, Pussycat - Tom Jones
7. The Load Out - Jackson Browne
12. One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head (ding!)

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#8 Post by mellytu74 » Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:09 pm

Spoiler
1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day

HOW LONG - ACE

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away

BAD TO THE BONE - GOERGE THOROGOOD

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever

COME ON EILEEN - DEXY'S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT - TOM JONES

6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's

COOL JEREK - THE CAPITOLS

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light'

LOVE'S BEEN A LITTLE BIT HARD ON ME - JUICE NEWTON (Not sure I would have gotten this without the theme :) )

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left

BLOW ME (ONE LAST KISS) - PINK

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK - MURRY HEAD (a too-fer!)


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#9 Post by earendel » Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:50 pm

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1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day
HOW LONG - Ace

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you
WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT? - Tom Jones

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city.
ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK - Murray Head

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#10 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:07 pm

Spoiler
Beavis & Butthead wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:45 am


1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away
That he was

Bad to the Bone, George Thorogood and the Destroyers

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever

Come on Eileen, Dexy's Midnight Runners

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you

What's new pussycat, Tom Jones

5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes

6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's

7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show

8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left

11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city

One night in Bangkok, Murray Head

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#11 Post by mrkelley23 » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:18 pm

Beavis & Butthead
Huh huh huh! Hey Beavis! Check this out. So.... uh, we get to, like, host this game today...

Game? What game? I hope it's not gonna be hard like Sodicku or Candy Land!

Huh huh huh!!! You play Candy Land? You wuss!

Shut up, Butthead! I can totally kick my mom's ass at it! Heh heh! Mr. Mint rules!

So, uh, anyway. This game's got, like, songs in it that have.... you know... funny words in the titles. Words that always make us, huh huh huh, laugh.

Cool! So these are songs about fartknockers? And asswipes? And Bungholes? Heh heh!!! BUNGHOLE!!!!

Uh.... no.

Really? Well, that sucks! Dammit!!! I want songs about bungholes!!!!

Image

AAAHHHH!!!

Huh huh huh..... dumbass!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day

How Long -- Ace

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away

Bad to the Bone -- George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever

Come on, Eillen -- Dexy's Midnight Runners

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you

What's New, Pussycat -- Tom JOnes

5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes

Black Hole Sun -- Soundgarden

6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's

Cool Jerk -- Dunno

7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show

The Load out/Stay -- Jackson Browne

8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light

love'sbeenalittlebit HARDON me (at least that's the way we sang it) -- JUice Newton

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left

Blow Me (One Last Kiss) -- P!nk

11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by

Big Log -- Robert Plant

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city

One Night in Bangkok -- Murray Head


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#12 Post by Hotseat Or Bust! » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:45 pm

Spoiler
1.) How Long - , 2.) Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood, 3.) Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners, 4.) What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones, 12.) One Night In Bangkok - Murray Head. Krox Bonus: Sweet Head - David Bowie.

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#13 Post by A Non E. Muss » Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:08 am

Spoiler
1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day

HOW LONG-Ace

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away

HI! I ALSO SUCK AT HOSTING NETGAMES-Kevin Kolsen

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever

COME ON EILEEN-Dexy's Midnight Runners

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you

I CAN'T EVEN DO MATH CORRECTLY-Kevin Kolsen

5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes

MY WHEEL OF FORTUNE GAMES ARE RIGGED-Kevin Kolsen

6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's

I'M ALSO A STUDENT OF THE TONY LANE SCHOOL OF NETGAME RIGGING-Kevin Kolsen

7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show

I WRITE MARIO FANFICTION AND THAT MAKES ME A LOSER-Kevin Kolsen

8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money

I'M ALSO A LOSER BECAUSE I LIKE ANIME AND I'M A BRONY-Kevin Kolsen

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light

LOVE'S BEEN A LITTLE BEEN HARD ON ME-Juice Newton

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left

SERIOUSLY, NOBODY CALLS ME OUT ON MY INCORRECT MATH-Kevin Kolsen

11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by

I HAVE NO LIFE DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M AN ACCOUNTANT-Kevin Kolsen

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK-Murray Head or Robey

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#14 Post by Estonut » Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:13 am

Beavis & Butthead
Huh huh huh! Hey Beavis! Check this out. So.... uh, we get to, like, host this game today...

Game? What game? I hope it's not gonna be hard like Sodicku or Candy Land!

Huh huh huh!!! You play Candy Land? You wuss!

Shut up, Butthead! I can totally kick my mom's ass at it! Heh heh! Mr. Mint rules!

So, uh, anyway. This game's got, like, songs in it that have.... you know... funny words in the titles. Words that always make us, huh huh huh, laugh.

Cool! So these are songs about fartknockers? And asswipes? And Bungholes? Heh heh!!! BUNGHOLE!!!!

Uh.... no.

Really? Well, that sucks! Dammit!!! I want songs about bungholes!!!!

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AAAHHHH!!!

Huh huh huh..... dumbass!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day

How Long - Ace


2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away

Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood & The Destroyers


3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever

Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners


4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you

What's New Pussycat? - Tom Jones


5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes

Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden


6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's

7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show

The Load Out/Stay - Jackson Browne


8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left

Blow Me (One Last Kiss) - P!nk


11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by

Big Log - Robert Plant


12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city

One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head


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It's Hard - The 'Oo


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#15 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:49 am

1. And you said you was never intending
To break up our scene in this way
But there ain't any use in pretending
It could happen to us any day
How Long - Ace

2. The head nurse spoke up
Said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away
Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood

3. But not us (no, never)
No, not us (no, never)
We are far too young and clever
Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners

4. I`ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you
What's New Pussycat? - Tom Jones

5. Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes
Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden

6. Now, give me a little
Drums by himself there
Now give me a little bit
Of bass with those 88's
Cool Jerk - The Capitols

7. Tonight, the people were so fine
They waited there in line
And when they got up on their feet
They made the show
The Load Out/Stay - Jackson Browne (Lyrical selection from the former, cause..... huh huh, load!)

8. Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money
Lick It Up - Kiss (Keep the makeup on, guys.... ick!)

9. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, it's all right
To stay so dark so close to the light
Love's Been a Little Bit Hard On Me - Juice Newton (The video for this song is as cheesily funny as the title...)

10. I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did,
Take it in, I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left
Blow Me (One Last Kiss) - Pink

11. My love is in league
With the freeway
It`s passion will ride
As the cities fly by
Big Log - Robert Plant (The video for this song was big on MTV around the time we got cable. It was my first introduction to Mr. Plant... long before I even knew there was a group called Led Zeppelin. I also hated both the song and the video...)

12. It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not looking at the city
One Night In Bangkok - Murray Head (What's the only song to ever appear in all thirteen editions of the LSWE? Hmmmm, can I have the 50/50?)


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I love nasty innuendo, so I thought this would be a tough IBB to award, but it wasn't. If Disney mice playing with anal beads can't win an Image Bonus Bonus, nothing can. Congrats Weasel, and thank you for that visual...
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#16 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:04 pm

JJC Points:


frank gets 2 JJC points for getting Eileen a tissue, and for being a cock and ass man...

Weasel gets a supermax for being somewhat right about the idea behind this game, and for that family friendly scene...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for Signs and for being the only one to take the IB literally...

Panic gets 2 JJC points for providing the milkshakes...

Krox gets a JJC point for the head (huh huh huh) of state....

Vandal gets 3 JJC points for saving his homework assignments...

melly gets a JJC point for looking for hard ons...

Sprots gets a JJC point for licking it up...

mrk gets 2 JJC points for singing songs right and for squirrel nuts...

Hottie, yes Hottie, gets a JJC point for her Krox... which is funny when associated with the artist...

Anon gets 3 JJC points for Mario fanfiction (seriously?) and for going where no man has gone before...

Esto gets a JJC point for hardly working...


Points:

frank 17+2
Weasel 23+5+5
TBone 25+2
Panic 25+2
Krox 13+1
Vandal 17+3
melly 23+1
ear 8
Sprots 15+1
mrk 28+2
Hottie 11+1
Anon 15+3
Esto 25+1
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/20

#17 Post by A Non E. Muss » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:57 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:04 pm
Anon gets 3 JJC points for Mario fanfiction (seriously?) and for going where no man has gone before...
Seriously, LB. Mario fanfiction! That's the saddest thing I ever heard.

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