WWTBAM Bored

The Spotless Sun wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:22 pm

I'm back and maunder than ever. Fear Me!

See I told you the sky was falling!

Where are the squirrels, I was told there would be squirrels

I don't believe this parade exists

I still have the 7 private messages on this account

NSAS wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:26 pm

Where are the squirrels, I was told there would be squirrels

Who needs squirrels when you have me .... and .... monkeypox

Hale Bopper wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:39 pm

Come! Join us, SSS! We have free shoes!

Free?

Now, that's a tempting offer.

NSAS wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:26 pm

Where are the squirrels, I was told there would be squirrels

We had to evacuate all squirrels from the parade route due to reports of an active scritcher in the area...

One of these days I'll get to the parade a little earlier . . .

And maybe I'll remember a few MMs and passwords.

I had the brilliant idea of matching password to MM. For instance, Mangy Rodent would have atombomb as a password. Turned out not to be such a brilliant idea. Shoulda written them down . . .

Me 'n Wiki built a float for the parade as a tribute to the Beatles. We give thanks for Beatles music. We cordially invite Mr. T-Bone to ride on our float and wave to the on-lookers, because he likes the Beatles as much as we do, and he is a rock star, too.

Look, up in the air. It's a balloon in the shape of Mike Hunt!

Mike Hunt is fifty feet long!

Mike Hunt is blowing in the breeze!

Mike Hunt loves parades!

The crowd is cheering Mike Hunt!

Girl From Porky's wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:50 pm

Look, up in the air. It's a balloon in the shape of Mike Hunt!

Mike Hunt is fifty feet long!

Mike Hunt is blowing in the breeze!

Mike Hunt loves parades!

The crowd is cheering Mike Hunt!

I think we've entered The Twilight Zone

Submitted for your approval.

Girl From Porky's wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:50 pm

Look, up in the air. It's a balloon in the shape of Mike Hunt!

Mike Hunt is fifty feet long!

Mike Hunt is blowing in the breeze!

Mike Hunt loves parades!

The crowd is cheering Mike Hunt!

This float could use a little deflation. Good thing I brought my trusty axe.

Checking in from the Great White North, where we celebrate Thanksgiving properly in October, so it is not weather impacted.

Stand and salute.

That means you, and you.

Especially you!



The unforgettable, Old Glory!

This parade needs a better name. How about:

John Carpenter Presents
A John Carpenter Production of'
A John Carpenter Event
(TWEET!) It's John Carpenter's 2019 Parade Time!
Featuring John Carpenter

and others


Muuuuch better.

You Merrymen had best unfuck yourselves or I will unscrew your heads and shit down your NECKS!

Oh good, this parade is boring. That means I get to go home and bang my hot, ageless wife.



I agree. They're still awesome.

We'll join your protest!



Until further notice this parade is occupied!!

Yes! You're in perfect order!

This parade is in order.

This whole Bored is in order!


I'm gettin' old. Did I say that right?

Boredman Polanski wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:36 pm

Is this the parade with all the thirteen-year-old girls?

I haven't noticed any, yet.

I'll be in my tent if you see any. Just send them in.

Let me know if you see any thirteen year old boys. I think I'm entitled to conjugal visits here....