(TWEET!) It's 2019 Parade Time!

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Re: (TWEET!) It's 2019 Parade Time!

#26 Post by Chicken Little » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:23 pm

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I'm back and maunder than ever. Fear Me!
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#27 Post by NSAS » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:26 pm

Where are the squirrels, I was told there would be squirrels
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#28 Post by A Unicorn » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:30 pm

I don't believe this parade exists
I'm Real!

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#29 Post by A Unicorn » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:30 pm

I still have the 7 private messages on this account
I'm Real!

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#30 Post by Giant Gambian Rat » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:35 pm

NSAS wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:26 pm
Where are the squirrels, I was told there would be squirrels
Who needs squirrels when you have me .... and .... monkeypox
Have you had your monkeypox shots yet?

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#31 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:47 pm

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#32 Post by CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:10 pm

NSAS wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:26 pm
Where are the squirrels, I was told there would be squirrels
We had to evacuate all squirrels from the parade route due to reports of an active scritcher in the area...

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#33 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:38 pm

One of these days I'll get to the parade a little earlier . . .
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller

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#34 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:50 pm

And maybe I'll remember a few MMs and passwords.

I had the brilliant idea of matching password to MM. For instance, Mangy Rodent would have atombomb as a password. Turned out not to be such a brilliant idea. Shoulda written them down . . .
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#35 Post by Lizbit » Wed Nov 27, 2019 4:19 pm

Me 'n Wiki built a float for the parade as a tribute to the Beatles. We give thanks for Beatles music. We cordially invite Mr. T-Bone to ride on our float and wave to the on-lookers, because he likes the Beatles as much as we do, and he is a rock star, too.

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#36 Post by Girl From Porky's » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:50 pm

Look, up in the air. It's a balloon in the shape of Mike Hunt!

Mike Hunt is fifty feet long!

Mike Hunt is blowing in the breeze!

Mike Hunt loves parades!

The crowd is cheering Mike Hunt!
To know Mike Hunt is to love Mike Hunt

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#37 Post by Rod_Serling » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:54 pm

Girl From Porky's wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:50 pm
Look, up in the air. It's a balloon in the shape of Mike Hunt!

Mike Hunt is fifty feet long!

Mike Hunt is blowing in the breeze!

Mike Hunt loves parades!

The crowd is cheering Mike Hunt!
I think we've entered The Twilight Zone

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#38 Post by Dizzy Miss Lizzie » Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:33 pm

Girl From Porky's wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:50 pm
Look, up in the air. It's a balloon in the shape of Mike Hunt!

Mike Hunt is fifty feet long!

Mike Hunt is blowing in the breeze!

Mike Hunt loves parades!

The crowd is cheering Mike Hunt!
This float could use a little deflation. Good thing I brought my trusty axe.
Don't cross me.

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#39 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:36 pm

Checking in from the Great White North, where we celebrate Thanksgiving properly in October, so it is not weather impacted.
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#40 Post by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars » Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:37 pm

Stand and salute.

That means you, and you.

Especially you!


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#41 Post by John Carpenter » Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:59 pm

This parade needs a better name. How about:

John Carpenter Presents
A John Carpenter Production of'
A John Carpenter Event
(TWEET!) It's John Carpenter's 2019 Parade Time!
Featuring John Carpenter


and others


Muuuuch better.
My name always goes in the title!

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#42 Post by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:20 pm

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You Merrymen had best unfuck yourselves or I will unscrew your heads and shit down your NECKS!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

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#43 Post by Taylor Hackbored » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:26 pm

Oh good, this parade is boring. That means I get to go home and bang my hot, ageless wife.

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I agree. They're still awesome.
That's a wrap, people!

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#44 Post by Robert Preston » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:30 pm

My friends. . .ya got trouble here on the Bored!

Trouble with a Capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Parade!
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#45 Post by Boredman Polanski » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:36 pm

Is this the parade with all the thirteen-year-old girls?

I haven't noticed any, yet.

I'll be in my tent if you see any. Just send them in.

She said she was 18, your honor.

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#46 Post by Col Nathan Jessep Fantine » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:43 pm

We march in the parade, son. We march in the parade or people die. It's that simple. Are we clear?

Are we clear?!
Get off my wall!

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#47 Post by Bored Protester » Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:44 pm

We'll join your protest!

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Until further notice this parade is occupied!!
We are the one percent.

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#48 Post by Al Pacino » Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:48 pm

Yes! You're in perfect order!

This parade is in order.

This whole Bored is in order!



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#49 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:55 pm

You call this a parade? Where are the scantily clan chicks? Where are the cheerleaders?

I'll be back in my double wide if any of you Bored ladies care to high step on over.

Door's open. Blood vials optional.


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#50 Post by Gary Glitter » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:09 am

Boredman Polanski wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:36 pm
Is this the parade with all the thirteen-year-old girls?

I haven't noticed any, yet.

I'll be in my tent if you see any. Just send them in.

Let me know if you see any thirteen year old boys. I think I'm entitled to conjugal visits here....
Da-da-da-duhnaduhnaduh....

HEY!!!!

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