WWTBAM Bored

Alright, Merry Men! Let me go over the rules of the parade this year!

All Merry Men please walk single file! No hand holding, unless it constitutes a football move.

Please salute the flag when I throw it.... I mean, when it comes by!

No spitting, cussing, smoking or talking politics! CB Bucknor is on hand to eject any offenders!

Having fun is mandatory. But any excessive celebration will be penalized!

OK, now it's time for the coin flip. Call it in the air, Blind Beast.....

Sorry, you'll all have to walk around me. The street is the best spot for bun sunning...

Looks like a good place to get exposure for my Hall of Fame election campaign!

Ooooooh, and all the candy being thrown to the crowd! Hey kid, leggo!!!! I had that Tootsie Roll first!

DidSomebodySay CANDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!

I knew the Bored would go down last week!!! it's a good thing I had us prepared so I could make my annual parade appearance to check out the Merry Babes!

Time to throw out napkins and other trash to the spectators while spinning out the marching band behind me with my oil slick....

No wait... I forgot. I'm crushed now! I don't have to put up with this shitty parade anymore!

Vroom (hack!) vroom!

We don't like Mondays!

But Wednesdays are..... meh......

I hope it doesn't rain on our parade. But if it does, we'll sue the pants off the weatherman!

So what spot do I have in the parade order this year?

Hey, Mr. BarAssociation! Would you be interested in representing my fellow spammers who are being unfairly blocked from featuring their wares on this message board? I promise prompt payment! Please just forward me your firm's checking account and routing numbers...

I do enjoy watching a one man show!

HERE I AM!!!!

WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

The grand, sparkly, high flying f......






What? Oh, you're waiting for the FLAG to come marching by? My bad!

I don't have the flag, but I definitely have the pole....

Do I need a permit for a perineum sunscreen sale table?

It's, like, time for Mitzi to totally work this lamppost and make it rain! No matter what those poopoo lawyers want! They like to totally fill Mitzi's P-string with singles anyway!

Beebs52 wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:06 pm

Do I need a permit for a perineum sunscreen sale table?

I'll take a bottle. How much extra for you to apply it?

My cable's out again, so I' guess I'll come down to the parade and sniff the Merry Men's hair.....

(sniff)

Nice armpit, dude!

I don't remember how to make MMs. So I'll just say Happy Thanksgiving.

flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:26 pm

I don't remember how to make MMs. So I'll just say Happy Thanksgiving.

It looks like someone needs a little sex education.....

Loco Rovo's Interpreter wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:10 pm

Beebs52 wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:06 pm

Do I need a permit for a perineum sunscreen sale table?

I'll take a bottle. How much extra for you to apply it?

If you buy a case I'll borrow the streetsweeper's broom. Extra application charge.

Where is the flag?

We want the flag.

And it better have nine rows of stars.

silverscreenselect wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:36 pm

Where is the flag?

We want the flag.

And it better have nine rows of stars.

I can see nine rows of stars from up here on the comet!

Come! Join us, SSS! We have free shoes!

I'm floating, I'm floating!

Four Hour Stiffy wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:06 pm

I don't have the flag, but I definitely have the pole....

We have some pole expertise

I'm back and maunder than ever. Fear Me!