(TWEET!) It's 2019 Parade Time!

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Referee Phil Luckett
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(TWEET!) It's 2019 Parade Time!

#1 Post by Referee Phil Luckett » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:42 am

Alright, Merry Men! Let me go over the rules of the parade this year!

All Merry Men please walk single file! No hand holding, unless it constitutes a football move.

Please salute the flag when I throw it.... I mean, when it comes by!

No spitting, cussing, smoking or talking politics! CB Bucknor is on hand to eject any offenders!

Having fun is mandatory. But any excessive celebration will be penalized!

OK, now it's time for the coin flip. Call it in the air, Blind Beast.....

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#2 Post by Snow Globe Ass » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:43 am

Sorry, you'll all have to walk around me. The street is the best spot for bun sunning...
You like big butts and you cannot lie!!!!

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#3 Post by Craig Paquette » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:46 am

Looks like a good place to get exposure for my Hall of Fame election campaign!

Ooooooh, and all the candy being thrown to the crowd! Hey kid, leggo!!!! I had that Tootsie Roll first!
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#4 Post by Spilly » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:47 am

DidSomebodySay CANDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!??! :twisted: :P :twisted: :P :twisted: :P

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#5 Post by Iben Browning » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:49 am

I knew the Bored would go down last week!!! it's a good thing I had us prepared so I could make my annual parade appearance to check out the Merry Babes!
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#6 Post by littleblueneon » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:53 am

Time to throw out napkins and other trash to the spectators while spinning out the marching band behind me with my oil slick....

No wait... I forgot. I'm crushed now! I don't have to put up with this shitty parade anymore!

Vroom (hack!) vroom!
Beep!Beep!

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#7 Post by The Shithouse Rats » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:55 am

We don't like Mondays!

But Wednesdays are..... meh......
TELL ME WHY!

I doooon't like Moooondaaaays!!!!

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#8 Post by TheMichiganBarAssociation » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:58 am

I hope it doesn't rain on our parade. But if it does, we'll sue the pants off the weatherman!
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#9 Post by IHateSeat9 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:58 am

So what spot do I have in the parade order this year?

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#10 Post by Chukwuma Charles Soludo » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:01 pm

Hey, Mr. BarAssociation! Would you be interested in representing my fellow spammers who are being unfairly blocked from featuring their wares on this message board? I promise prompt payment! Please just forward me your firm's checking account and routing numbers...
How dare they!

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#11 Post by Jocelyn Elders » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:02 pm

I do enjoy watching a one man show!

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#12 Post by Liberace » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:04 pm

HERE I AM!!!!

WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

The grand, sparkly, high flying f......






What? Oh, you're waiting for the FLAG to come marching by? My bad!

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#13 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:06 pm

I don't have the flag, but I definitely have the pole....
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!

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#14 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:06 pm

Do I need a permit for a perineum sunscreen sale table?
Oh please.

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#15 Post by Mitzi The Bimbocorn » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:09 pm

It's, like, time for Mitzi to totally work this lamppost and make it rain! No matter what those poopoo lawyers want! They like to totally fill Mitzi's P-string with singles anyway!

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#16 Post by Loco Rovo's Interpreter » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:10 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:06 pm
Do I need a permit for a perineum sunscreen sale table?
I'll take a bottle. How much extra for you to apply it?

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#17 Post by Super Creepy Rob Lowe » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:15 pm

My cable's out again, so I' guess I'll come down to the parade and sniff the Merry Men's hair.....

(sniff)

Nice armpit, dude!
Don't be like this me.

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#18 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:26 pm

I don't remember how to make MMs. So I'll just say Happy Thanksgiving.
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#19 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:34 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:26 pm
I don't remember how to make MMs. So I'll just say Happy Thanksgiving.
It looks like someone needs a little sex education.....

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#20 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:35 pm

Loco Rovo's Interpreter wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:10 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:06 pm
Do I need a permit for a perineum sunscreen sale table?
I'll take a bottle. How much extra for you to apply it?
If you buy a case I'll borrow the streetsweeper's broom. Extra application charge.
Oh please.

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#21 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:36 pm

Where is the flag?

We want the flag.

And it better have nine rows of stars.
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#22 Post by Hale Bopper » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:39 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:36 pm
Where is the flag?

We want the flag.

And it better have nine rows of stars.
I can see nine rows of stars from up here on the comet!

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#23 Post by The Huge Manatee » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:16 pm

I'm floating, I'm floating!

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#24 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:20 pm

Four Hour Stiffy wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:06 pm
I don't have the flag, but I definitely have the pole....
We have some pole expertise

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#25 Post by The Spotless Sun » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:22 pm

I'm back and maunder than ever. Fear Me!
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