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Congratulations to the American League Western Division champion Houston Astros. --Bob

Congratulations to the St. Louis Cardinals, who have clinched a post-season berth. --Bob

Arizona has lost 77 games so the Diamondbacks cannot win more than 85 games. The Dodgers have won 100 games so Arizona cannot win the National League Western Division. The Cardinals and the Brewers each have won at least 86 games, so the Diamondbacks will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the National League Central Division. Atlanta and Washington each have won at least 86 games so Arizona will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the National League Eastern Division.

It'll be a dry October in the desert. Arizona has been toastified. --Bob

Philadelphia has lost 77 games so the Phillies cannot win more than 85 games. Atlanta has won 96 games so Philadelphia cannot win the National League Eastern Division. Washington has won 87 games so the Phillies cannot finish better than third in the division. St. Louis and Milwaukee each have won at least 86 games so Philadelphia will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the National League Central Division.

No fireworks by the Delaware this year. Philadelphia has been toastified. --Bob

Congratulations to the Washington Nationals, who have clinched a post-season berth. --Bob

The Cubs have lost 75 games so they cannot win more than 87 games. St. Louis has won 90 games so Chicago cannot win the National League Central Division. Milwaukee has won 88 games so Chicago cannot finish better than third in the division. Atlanta and Washington each have won at least 88 games so Chicago will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the National League Eastern Division.

Time for Chicago to move on to football, basketball, and hockey. The Cubs have been toastified. --Bob

The Mets have lost 75 games so they cannot win more than 87. Atlanta has won 96 games so the Mets cannot win the National League Eastern Division. Washington has won 88 games so the Mets cannot finish better than third in the division. St. Louis and Milwaukee each have won at least 88 games so the Mets will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the National League Central Division.

I guess a second straight Cy Young award will have to satisfy New York's Senior Circuit fans. The Mets have been toastified. --Bob

Congratulations to the Milwaukee Brewers, who have clinched a post-season berth. --Bob

Congratulations to the American League Central Division champion Minnesota Twins. --Bob

Congratulations to the Oakland As, who have clinched a post-season berth. --Bob

Cleveland has lost 67 games so the Indians cannot win more than 95 games. Minnesota has won 100 games so Cleveland cannot win the American League Central Division. The Yankees and the Rays each have won at least 96 games so the Indians will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the American League Eastern Division. Houston and Oakland each have won at least 96 games so Cleveland will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the American League Western Division.

The Cuyahoga River may catch fire but the Indians did not. Cleveland has been toastified. --Bob

Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Rays, who have clinched a postseason berth. --Bob

Congratulations to the National League Central Division champion St. Louis Cardinals. —Bob

And congratulations to the Houston Astros who secured home field advantage throughout the playoffs.

BackInTex wrote:And congratulations to the Houston Astros who secured home field advantage throughout the playoffs.

Only for as long as they remain in the playoffs. —Bob

Bob78164 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:And congratulations to the Houston Astros who secured home field advantage throughout the playoffs.

Only for as long as they remain in the playoffs. —Bob

That's funny I don't care...

It's too bad that Bob stopped doing his Toastifieds at the end of the regular season.

Last night's epic fails by the Braves and Dodgers could have provided some insightful commentary.

silverscreenselect wrote:It's too bad that Bob stopped doing his Toastifieds at the end of the regular season.

Last night's epic fails by the Braves and Dodgers could have provided some insightful commentary.

I will confess that given the Nationals' bullpen struggles pretty much every time they played the Mets, I didn't give them much chance. --Bob

Oh! This is still about baseball. I thought, since Bob has told us repeatedly that he writes the bat phone, that he finally had concluded that Befuddled Joe Biden was toastified in his run for his party's presidential nomination.

silvercamaro wrote:Oh! This is still about baseball. I thought, since Bob has told us repeatedly that he writes the bat phone, that he finally had concluded that Befuddled Joe Biden was toastified in his run for his party's presidential nomination.

I've delegated that role to sss. But the post I'm really looking forward to is the one that celebrates the defeat of Donny the Traitor. --Bob

silvercamaro wrote:Oh! This is still about baseball. I thought, since Bob has told us repeatedly that he writes the bat phone, that he finally had concluded that Befuddled Joe Biden was toastified in his run for his party's presidential nomination.

There is a political thread "fire up the toaster," but no one has officially dropped out for a while.

Beebs52 wrote:

Bob78164 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:And congratulations to the Houston Astros who secured home field advantage throughout the playoffs.

Only for as long as they remain in the playoffs. —Bob

That's funny I don't care...

Ain't done yet dodgerlosers...

Beebs52 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:

Bob78164 wrote:Only for as long as they remain in the playoffs. —Bob

That's funny I don't care...

Ain't done yet dodgerlosers...

So. Gee.

Beebs52 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:
That's funny I don't care...

Ain't done yet dodgerlosers...

So. Gee.

Still here.

With the Nationals making it into the World Series, the only franchise left that hasn't ever won a league pennant is now the Seattle Mariners.