Complete this line from a legendary tale: “Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is” what?
A: Probably taking steroids B: Looking at a felony vandalism charge
C: Rightwise King born of all England D: The winner of a Target gift certificate
“Weird Al” Yankovic said in an interview that it was actually Madonna’s idea that he record what song parody, which begins “I finally made it through med school”?
A: Like a Surgeon B: I Want a New Duck
C: I Love Rocky Road D: Another One Rides the Bus
Due to their long, narrow jaws resembling a certain animal, the spring-loaded clamping ends of jumper cables are called what?
A: Alligator clips B: Elephant clips
C: Bunny clips D: Goldfish clips
Which of these words is neither the opposite of “permanent,” nor a Masonic order of Knights, NOR a batter-dipped, deep-fried Japanese treat?
A: Tempura B: Temporary
C: Tempera D: Templar
Proving he’s quite the “shark,” who bought the underperforming Dallas Mavericks from Ross Perot, Jr. in 2000, and eventually turned them into NBA champs?
A: Elon Musk B: Mark Cuban
C: Jeff Bezos D: Paul Allen
Though not all wake up to do it, each spring when Daylight Saving Time begins, people are instructed to set their clocks forward from what time to what time?
A: 12am to 1am B: 1am to 2am
C: 2am to 3am D: 3am to 4am
In Texas Hold ’Em, a starting hand of a 9 and a 5 is often nicknamed after what singer?
A: Shania Twain B: Dolly Parton
C: Patsy Cline D: Faith Hill
One of eight in the typical human adult’s mouth, a bicuspid is also called a what?
A: Premolar B: Incisor
C: Canine D: Molar
Mario will be back on Wednesday.