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#76 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:23 am

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Florida man encases arms in concrete in protest of prison conditions during pandemic
That's one way to stop touching your face.

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#77 Post by silverscreenselect » Thu Apr 23, 2020 4:23 pm

Holy f**king sh*t! Tom Brady is in my f**king house!!!" That's how one Tampa Bay resident described an accidental trespass visit from Tom Brady earlier this month ... and the story is absolutely hilarious!!!

Here's the deal ... David Kramer is next-door neighbors with Buccaneers offensive coordinator Byron Leftwich in the Tampa area -- and he says back on April 7, Brady was set to meet the coach at Leftwich's place for the first time since signing with TB. Kramer says he was sitting in his kitchen on the phone ... when Brady straight-up barged in through the front door with duffel bags in hand. "I literally was just sitting here and I watch this tall guy just walk into my house," Kramer says ... "He didn't even look at me. He just like dropped his duffel bags down on the floor and just kind of like looked up at me and I'll never forget the look on his face. He just goes, 'Am I in the wrong house?!'"
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#78 Post by Vandal » Wed May 13, 2020 10:47 am

Connecticut checks in:

Connecticut man gets kicked out of McDonald’s for not wearing mask, throws rock through window, and then goes to Walmart to steal women’s panties.


BROOKLYN, Conn. (AP) — A man who had been kicked out of a McDonald’s restaurant for having no face mask threw a rock through the window, stole some underwear from a Walmart and surrendered when police threatened to set a dog on him, authorities said.

Jason Daddario, 37, was charged with criminal mischief and breach of peace, according to a police report. An attorney to comment on his behalf couldn’t be found.

Daddario was asked to leave the McDonald’s in Brooklyn, Connecticut, last week for failing to comply with a statewide order to wear masks in businesses to curb the spread of the coronavirus, the Hartford Courant reported Thursday.

Daddario threw the rock and then stole several pairs of “ladies underwear” from a nearby Walmart, according to the police report.

He tried to flee but thought better of it when a police dog met him as he left the store, authorities said.


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#79 Post by Vandal » Fri May 15, 2020 8:03 pm

Florida man breaks into home, masturbates, plays with owner’s toy helicopter and eats salad he brought with him.

The incident began on April 24, when the caretakers of a home in central Florida called authorities because the front door of the house was open.

A St. John's County Sheriff's deputy, who was checking on the report saw a man, later identified as Jason Lee Vickery, 23, walking in the backyard.

he deputy ordered him on the ground, but he didn't immediately comply, the offense report said. After he was handcuffed, the deputy removed a lighter and an orange container with a green leafy substance, which later field tested positive for cannabis, authorities said.

Vickery told authorities that he found the door unlocked, the report said. He then went to another address and got a paper bag which contained a wig, pouch of chewing tobacco, green towel and a salad, the report said.

He went back to the empty home, masturbated in the bathroom, found the remote control helicopter on the kitchen counter and then looked around for batteries to install in it, according to the report.

After flying the toy, he ate his salad, and while he did, he heard talking outside, authorities said. He got nervous and left the home and walked towards the back of the home, which is where the deputy saw him, the report said.


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#80 Post by Vandal » Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:28 pm

Tweet of the year:

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Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP


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#81 Post by Vandal » Thu Jun 11, 2020 2:41 pm

Meanwhile, on Craigslist:

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#82 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:31 pm

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Meanwhile, on Craigslist:

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Thirty-second first cousin/brother/sister of Ed Gein?
Oh please.

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#83 Post by Estonut » Thu Jun 11, 2020 6:03 pm

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Meanwhile, on Craigslist:

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What were you looking for when you found that?
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#84 Post by Vandal » Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:08 pm

Estonut wrote:
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What were you looking for when you found that?
I was looking for a pork teddy bear or maybe a nice lamb teddy bear, but to my surprise...

Actually, I stole it off the facebook.
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#85 Post by Estonut » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:45 pm

Here's your pork!
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I wonder if this has lamb in it...
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#86 Post by Vandal » Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:18 pm

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You're a clown!
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And only 33P per qtr lb.


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#87 Post by Vandal » Mon Jun 22, 2020 2:08 pm

Florida man with machete face tattoo accused of machete attack

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The Hernando County Sheriff's Office released the arrest photo and report of a man charged in a machete attack that took place on Saturday.

Though Orlando Weekly usually declines to publish mugshots of people who have been arrested, the booking photo of 25-year-old defendant Justin Arthur Allen Couch reveals that a machete is tattooed prominently on his face.

Police said in the post that Couch was attending "a gathering" in the victim's residence on Monday afternoon, when he confronted the victim as he returned home. The two men stepped outside and witnesses told police that "Couch produced a machete and approached the victim in an aggressive manner," telling the victim to leave his own home, with his wallet and cell phone inside.


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